What'z happenin ???????????

Shiloh here - bin kinda bizy'n kinda lazy.  

Also don't like tu post much unless we haf pikchurz- 

at least 1- 

an'if mom ain't here tu help with that then uzually no postz.

Anyway, mom'n me wuz a little bizy this past Sunday-

Yep, FINALLY-

mom'n me git bak tu the library so

the younger kidz can READ tu me.

BUTT that wuz after the crazy time we had gittin'ready.

Mom d-sided I needed a bath b-4 we went'n she d-sided

SHE wuz gonna b the 1 tu give me the bath-

only 1 itty-bitty problem with that thought-

I DIDN'T THINK I NEEDED a bath!

Even after she got me in that big tub an'I got out(b-4 she wanted me out)that floor iz slippery when wet - she needz a caushon sign-

she still insisted I needed a bath.

At first I wuz not feelin'the love in there but mom kept

talkin'tu me an'helpin'me tu relax an'skratchin'me an'pretty soon

that bath stuff WUZ DUN!

But mom wuz smart (duzn't happen very often)-

she shut them doorz so I coodn't run around the house butt

after she did let me out of the bathroom then

I made shure that I dried off sum uzin'her bedroom rug.

I wanted tu go outside butt mom wanted tu make shure I wuz almost dry

b-cuz it wuz a little cool out

(I tried tu tell her I cood dry good out there-

rollin’in the grass-

butt she didn’t unnerstand)

When she did let me out, she put 1 of them long ropez on me then

sprayed sum stuff on me (she called it d-oderant) then brushed me THEN

let me out in the yard – STILL had the rope on tho.

An’she woodn’t even let me roll in the grass.

‘scuze me, Shiloh – takin’the blog bak now–

it iz Queen Shasta’s blog fer awhile.

B-sidez, I can tell the rest an’duble b-sidez-

U got tu go sumwhere with mom while

I, Queen Shasta, wuz relegated tu my room fer the durashon.

Now, after mom took us outside then came bak in, she realized she didn’t haf az much time az she thought so

she started goin’round like a chiken with it’z head cut off

(not shure what that lookz like but it soundz funny-lookin’).

Mom had tu finish getting’ready an’then

Shiloh had tu git hiz toofiez brushed an’mom seemed tu b goin'in circlez.

AN’FINALLY –

Mom put me in my room BUTT

gave me a super yummy long treat tu chew on while she an’Shiloh wuz gone.

(Shiloh) Now I will finish cuz it wuz crazy in the taxi-

(An'since I wuz there, I can tell it best)

even tho the taxi driver tried tu help by keepin'me frum botherin’mom.

'scuze me - since when du I bother anyone - espeshally mom

Anyway, mom wuz duin'this an'mom wuz duin'that-

puttin'my 'dana on an'changin'my ropez an'fillin'my treat bag-

just who wuz botherin'who?

An'then, with all that wuz goin'on, b-4 I nu it-

there it wuz - the LIBRARY!

An'better still - there wuz Rainbow an'Maggie-

2 doggiez frum r therapy group, their momz were with them-

oh this wuz gonna b fun-

an'it wuz - so many little kidz wanted tu take turnz readin'tu each doggy.

After a bit I wuz able tu convince mom that I needed a break so

we got up, walked around then went outside then went bak in

butt by then, it wuz almost time tu go home.

Butt I herd mom say we will b bak - NEXT WEEK - YIPPEEEEE!

The ride home in the taxi wuz a lot calmer an'I

got to stik my noze out the window - oh that wuz FUN!

When we got home, mom walked me around a bit outside 

then we went in an'sed HI tu Shasta then 

mom let both of us outside in the bakyard-

an'I got tu roll around an'skratch my bak-

AH - life iz good!

Well thank-u Mr. Shiloh fer that descriptive play by play account 

of your time with mom - very nice indeedy.
Now then - if we cood pleaze get bak tu the task at hand paw-

MY BLOG b-cuz it iz MY barkday month.

(Shiloh) Oh yeah, your barkday iz comin'up sumtime-

mom took me tu r fav store a couple daze ago-

I helped her pik out sumthin'an I ain't gonna tell - neener neener neener.

In fact, if u don't start bein'nicer tu me - I just may tell mom tu take it bak-

that u told me u don't want anythin'this year so 

just stik that in your crown an'polish it-

Miss Hi an'mitey queen.

(Shasta) Aw come on now Shiloh - I wuz just teezin'ya.

U no that doncha?

U teeze me an'I teeze u-

that'z what brutherz an'sisterz du - u no that.

PLEEZE - I want my present - I promise I will b good frum now on-

may-b I git eazily influenced (by whom?)

We can go bak tu sha..umm...sh...I got it - sharin'the blog 

(when I am ready fer that)

(Shiloh)  U, share - since when?

(Shasta) U can teach me - izn't that what big brutherz r fer?

(Teach me?  In your dreamz may-b)

(Shiloh) Well, I'll haf tu think 'bout that 1.

In the meantime, u can start bein'nicer tu me.

(Shasta)  Shure Shiloh - anythin'u say big bro.

Hmmm-will haf tu think 'bout that.