We haz 2 posts we iz gonna put up tuday - 1 of'em iz nu butt the other 1 we started a few daze ago'n b-cuz mom can b such a lazy butt sumtimez bizy mom sumtimez'n we did need her help gettin'the pikchurz, that iz y it iz so much later.
Furst, we haf this shockin'message frum Shasta-
Furst, we haf this shockin'message frum Shasta-
Last nite, after we went tu bed butt b-4 we wuz asleep sumthin’happened that I don’t know if I will ever fergit it(at least not until tonite when I want tu snuggle). I no mom just had her birthday an’all - she iz gittin’up there in age if u no what I mean so may-b that iz y she sed what she did – anyway, I got all nice’n comfy’n snuggled close tu mom’n she squeezed me a little tite (almost squeezed my insidez out) then called me – (better b sittin’down fer this 1)
her little FART BUTT!
Well that shocked me soooooooo very much that it startled me’n
I had tu git comfy all over agin.
I mean, what did I EVER du tu d-serve that, huh?
I mean, what did I EVER du tu d-serve that, huh?
I kinda wanted tu git away frum mom butt like I sed, she IZ older now so may-b that iz what made her say that.
Shasta
Woof! Woof! Funny. Happy Birthday to your mom. It's hard to get old. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
ReplyDeleteMy Mom calls me "Pumpkin Butt." I don't understand why. She used to call my sis "Pumpkin Head." Mom's just weird.
ReplyDeleteThat is just NOT right. I call my mom and dad THAT... two leggers are NOT supposed to say such thingys to US. I think you should send this post to Santa Paws and then HE will put something really yucky in her stocking.
ReplyDeleteI know why she called you that!!!
ReplyDeleteWell that is just rude!
ReplyDeleteNubbin wiggles,
Oskar
Dat is just horrific...I haves nevers heard of anything so outrageous befores. What was hers thinkin'...nevers mind, her prolly wasn't.
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