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Monday, August 18, 2014

The Beaglebratz ATTEMPT Oz' Bad Poetry Contest

Oz the Terrier 2nd Annual Bad Poetry Day Contest 

I guess us Beaglebratz like tue git 
late startz on stuff-
oh well, better late than not at all, HUH?
Really, if mom wood just git 
her prioritiez strate'n
lern WE NEED HER more than her job.
So ok - here iz our feeble attempt-

Team Beaglebratz are not poetz'n
we knowz it-
We r creachurz of habit
Chasin'critterz like the wabbit.
We'll chase squirrelz up a tree if
that iz where they chooze tue flee.

In our bakyard or neighberhood-
when the critterz see us comin'they
will scramble fur the wood.

Our instinctz tell us tue hunt-not
tue write poetry'n proze.
We just wander here'n there'n-
we follow our noze.
 
Ok - that'z it - we iz dun fur now.
Due with it what u will-
az u can c, we haz impawtent stuff tue due.
~Shiloh-Lord of the Manor an'Diva Shasta~

19 comments:

  1. Wow, this is a super poem! You have a serious talent for this. Proze and Noze and wood and etc. Great job and I like your subject matter. BOL
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Pol Comm

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  2. Shiloh-Lord of the Manor and Diva Shasta...

    THAT is a WONDERFUL Bad Poem...
    We totally AGREE with your words... HUNTIN is much BETTER (and EASIER) than PROSE and POEMS...

    Keep SNIFFIN and HUNTIN

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  3. You did real good with bad poetry!!

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  4. Pawsomely Bad Poem! Well done.
    Wags,
    Ranger

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  5. Oh my, Shiloh and Shasta, that is a wonderfully BAD poem! BOL Good work! I am so glad you joined the contest!
    Oz

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  6. BRAVO!!!! Great bad poem guys!!! And I loves how you aren't lettin' those tree rats distract you none!!
    Keep up the good works!
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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  7. Applaws, applaws but we agree hunting is best. Nice effort. Bravo. Have a terrific Tuesday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  8. Crikey Shiloh and Shasta that was so BAD, BAD, BAD that it was good. AND it rhymed so that was a bonus. I've also gotta thank you blokes for you know what!! Don't wanna spoil the surprise but that was VERY nice of you. Thankyou so much.

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  9. Bravo - applaws applaws - you two are seriously good at bad poetry or maybe bad at good poetry :)

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  10. I sure wish I could hear that baying bark in the first shot. i love me a Beagle Baying... you have much talent in the poetry thing toooo... plus you are both ADORABLE.. hubby's dad raised hunting Beagles way back in the 40's and 50's in PA

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  11. You can do some wandering while thinking up some bad poetry, BOL
    Lily & Edward

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  12. Hey…. I just found where you can register your bloggie on Chewy. Maybe dat's da ticket. http://www.chewy.com/c/partners/blogger-club/register-blogger-club

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  13. I'm thinking the poetry ;lasts all week so you are not late. However, we who have not gotten started yet . . . well that might be another story! Great job!


    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley
    Mayorz For All Paws

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  14. That was a good poem. And we liked seeing your stomping grounds. Looks a lot like our yard. Good job keeping those evil squirrels out!

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  15. Bravo Bravo BOL BOL! That was a great bad poem. If you catch any of those squirrels, please send them over, I make a mean squirrel stew.


    Loveys Chef Sasha

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  16. Nothing better than a bad poem with wabbit in it! We should hunt together, we are all hounds you know!

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