Some thoughtz frum Lady Shasta'bout Miss Maizie

I don't know y anyone askz me'bout this now since

no one asked me B-4.

(mom Kim here - in my defense, I thought

I was doing a good thing and I did ask BUT

she never answered :) .)

Lady Shasta here agin-
How wuz I s'poze 2 know that this-->>>

wood b-come what I am'bout 2 tell u.

Anyway, mom sez this friz-b sez it all'bout Miss Maizie-

That spellin'iz wrong tho-

shood b Ker-azy cuz that iz what I call her-

Ker-azy Maizie

(an'don't tell my mom butt I haf herd her say this 2)

Most timez all I wanna do iz snooze or just walk around butt

then this thing thinkz she hasta b with me-

ALL - THE - TIME!

I AM a grown lady after all-

I try 2 tell her this butt

she just talkz bak - NO RESPEKT!

Tue-day we wuz outside an'she wuz

aktin'all ker-azy like-

 I give up - I just don't know how 2 deal with

all this ker-aziness.

I just had tue give her a good talkin'2'bout

how ladiez of Beaglebratz Manor shood b-have.

I don't think it did any good.

We even gotz a d-livery of foodablez

frum Chewy tue-day an'she 

wuz more interested in the box an'paper then 

what wuz inside-

SILLY GURL!

(mom sez she really movez 2 fast sumtimez-

meanin'Ker-azy Maizie-

I totally get this)

    

                

Of course me bein'the more x-perienced one at this,

just hadta teach her what 2 do-

THEN she finally unnerstood what iz most impawtent here.

Mom did say KerI mean Miss Maizie did git 

her own food BUTT

I wood now hafta SHARE MY treatz!

WTD?????

(may-b there iz sumone out there who cood help me out with this?)

Anywayz,

I NEED 2 try an'git a snooze in B-4 that

Ker-azy Maizie botherz me, AGIN!

~Lady Shasta~