Showing posts with label Oz' Bad Poetry Contest. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Oz' Bad Poetry Contest. Show all posts

Thursday, October 26, 2017

#ChewyInfluencer makes my birthday month extra yummy!


This blog post iz pawt of the
Chewy.com Blog Hop co-hosted each month by
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Lady Shasta here-
it iz still Oktober which meanz it iz still MY birthday month.
An'my mom did it AGIN!  She sed
that I git 2 do the Chewy review-
ALL BY MYSELF!
So this iz my 1st review fer Oktober. 

Hmm - wunder what's in here-
Hmmm--
Hey Mom - can I haf sum - NOW???
Butt mom took it away'n woodn't let me open it-
NOT FAIR!
She sed I'd make a mess - WHATEVER!

Later in our evenin'kibble'n veggiez, mom also added sum of
this punkin'that wuz oh SO YUMMERZ!
Butt that iz a nice creamy yummy punkin'that,
accordin'2 Chewy's website in SINGLE-SERVE pouchez.
Well I think my mom don't unnerstand that cuz
she dividez it b-tween me'n Miss Maizie.
I guess that iz a good thing cuz now we both can tell ya-

A TOTAL OF 8 PAWZ  UP!
Ok, I'm gonna share with u'all thoze key benefitz that 
Chewy listz on their website-



  • Supports stool quality and healthy gut motility

    • Soluble and insoluble fibers
    • Supports digestive health
    • Pureed for easy mixing
    • BPA and gluten-free
    An'my mom also likez that it iz so eazy 
    2 add az a topper 2 our food.
    Oh, an'she sed don't b lookin'fer that long list of ingredientz cuz
    they r not there - there'z only 2-
    Pumpkin an'sum water that makez it eazier fer us 2 eat.
    We know y it iz known az the 
    Happy Belly Maker-
    that'z what our belliez tell us 2!


    As part of the Chewy Influencer team
    The Ladiez of Beaglebratz Manor 
    received a 12 pack case of the 2.80 oz. of the 
    Weruva Pumpkin Patch Up!
    for their honest review-
    no other compensation was involved.

    Monday, August 18, 2014

    The Beaglebratz ATTEMPT Oz' Bad Poetry Contest

    Oz the Terrier 2nd Annual Bad Poetry Day Contest 

    I guess us Beaglebratz like tue git 
    late startz on stuff-
    oh well, better late than not at all, HUH?
    Really, if mom wood just git 
    her prioritiez strate'n
    lern WE NEED HER more than her job.
    So ok - here iz our feeble attempt-

    Team Beaglebratz are not poetz'n
    we knowz it-
    We r creachurz of habit
    Chasin'critterz like the wabbit.
    We'll chase squirrelz up a tree if
    that iz where they chooze tue flee.

    In our bakyard or neighberhood-
    when the critterz see us comin'they
    will scramble fur the wood.

    Our instinctz tell us tue hunt-not
    tue write poetry'n proze.
    We just wander here'n there'n-
    we follow our noze.
     
    Ok - that'z it - we iz dun fur now.
    Due with it what u will-
    az u can c, we haz impawtent stuff tue due.
    ~Shiloh-Lord of the Manor an'Diva Shasta~