Me and a friend on a lazy Monday

My mom iz 

around here sumwhere duin'stuffz while

I iz just kinda hangin'out with 
one of my friendz

UH-OH

What'z this?

????

???

An introoder!!!!!!!!!!!

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MOM!!!!!

Can't u c this iza 

PRIVATE

lazy sesshun an'u

iz not pawt of it!

Now u go due what u due an'take

your finger with u OR

it just mite majikally disappear!