Friday, August 28, 2015

FFHT frum Lady Shasta of Beaglebratz Manor


Thank u tue Murphy & Stanley
fer hostin'
Fractured Fryday hairy Tails.
This month the inclusion iz-
"It would be really embarrassing if 
everyone knew . . ."


Hello there- 
it is I, Lady Shasta of 
Beaglebratz Manor.
See that pik of me up there?
I am on the look-out fer kritterz who mite b prowlin'our
Manor groundz-
THAT iz the image I want u tue 
hold on tue'n
NOT what I am 'bout tue tell u cuz
So just fergit what I say frum 
here on, ok? 
"It would be really embarrassing if 
everyone knew . . ."
IT happened a few yearz ago-
IT happened on 1 of the 
earlier walkz mom took me on thru
our neighberhood.
(at leest mom didn't haf that 
flashy-beast with us tue
git a pik of IT like 
she wishez she had)
ANYWAYZ-
we wuz just walkin'along, mindin'our own bizness when 
IT appeared rite in front of us.
We coodn't go around IT-
IT started tue walk towardz us
What were we tue due?
I wanted mom tue let me 
take us HOME!
Butt she MADE me stay there az IT 
walked up tue us.
IT walked RITE UP TUE ME'N
started tue rub up aginst me.
Mom tellz other peepz that 
I rolled over in a submissive way'n
just let IT rub my face BUTT
I say IT suckered knocked me down'n
got in my face.
(YEP, that'z how I
r'member it'n
I'm stickin'tue it!)
An'IT wuz not one of theze nice kittiez frum Blogville-
IT WUZ HOOOGE!





 

15 comments:

S. J. Qualls said...

If That's the way you saw it, Shasta, it must be so!

Julie said...

That do look like a HUGE Push-T-Cat to me!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

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Mark Muller said...

oh that's scary Diva Shasta... it probably wasn't a cat, it must be a lion who protected its kingdom, right?

Alasandra, The Cats and Dogs said...

MOL, You doggies are too funny. We thinks you will be able to relate to Fenris' post very well. ~Socks & Scylla

We understand completely. ~Fenris & Tuiren

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Good Dog Shasta, perhaps like me you are having mid-life rewiring in the brainworks and it was THAT thing kowtowing to YOU... yes surely the other way round. That's what we'll pass on as the word so's to avoid the embarro!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Sandra said...

i guess it would be embarrassing to let a CAT rub you... shame on mom for telling us. I will believe YOUR story. does that make you feel better?

stellaroselong said...

Its okay Shasta cos do you remember we use to live with angel meanolecatdietzyman and he had magical powers to make us very submissive.....so we understand purrrrfectly.
Good to see you....stella rose

Oz theTerrier said...

Oh dear, attacked by a neighborhood cat. That is terrierible!
Oz

Madi and Mom said...

wHAT A BULLY THAT CAT WAS...SHOULD I MADISON D CAT MEET YOU I'D GIVE YOU AN ITTY BITTY KITTY KISSIE
HUGS MADI

Dory and the Mama said...

OMD....It sounds like maybe it was a tiger!!! We would have done the same thing FOR SURE!!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Idaho PugRanch said...

WE have never met a kitty in the fur, we are sure it would be scary just like that.
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

Murphy said...

BOL! It sucker punched you? We believe it!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

M. K. Clinton said...

Neighborhood cats can be pretty intimidating. I have seen them karate chop more than one innocent dog so a sucker punch is very possible. *wink wink

Millie and Walter said...

We can't believe your mom let that cat abuse you like that.