Avast there me mateyz-
this fair maiden, Lady Shasta
comez talkin'like a pirate tue-day kinda late.
My mom seemz like a bit of a Squiffy sumtimez cuz
I ain't postin'or commentin'like I want.
Butt she really ain't no skallywag-
how due u say in pirate speak that
she'z weedin'out an'packin'the house sum more so
we can set sail tue
a'nuther pirate cove.