Our Peep iza Flake

We Beaglebratz haf a few reezonz we think our MOM IZA FLAKE!.

Well, we only gotza couple of picz-

b-sidez our mom we iz the only onez here.

An'also, our mom uzually keepz the pikchur-takin'box

sumwherez where we can't reach it!

What's with that?

We think that iz y our PEEP IZA FLAKE!

Then there r the furry many timez when we watch her when

she iz eatin'we don't want her tu miss anything.

She will tell us 

"I didn't bother u while u were eatin, did I"

or she will say

"You already ate your food"

An'her point iz?

Du u c y we think our MOM IZA FLAKE!

An'then there r the timez she will mix in sum

hoo-min food with our kibble BUTT furst

she sez she hasta taste the hoo-min food tu

c if it iz still "good".

Yea, rite.

Just anuther reezon we think our MOM IZA FLAKE!

Ok, here r sum pikchurz we wuz finally able tu git-

we Beaglebratz think this iza a good reezon y

our MOM IZA FLAKE!

Now we no the pikchurz don't really x-plain 

the hole situashun so we offer this-

we just took theze pikchurz TUEZDAY'n

mom haz bin werkin'on puttin'the Christmas dekorashunz in
the closet since SATURDAY!
She duzn't move furry much fast'n
in thoze pikchurz she lookz like
she iz studyin'sumthin'
We try tu stay outta the way cuz
 u just never no where u mite end up when...
your PEEP IZA FLAKE!

Ok, we haz one more reezon we want tu tell u'bout
y we think our MOM IZA FLAKE!
Now we no that most pupperz'n kittiez REALLY
like their nappiez.
Well what wood u think if while u wuz
takin'one of theze nappiez-
u git all snuggled down good an'just
'bout start snorin'THEN
your peep. with the muzic on....
comez over an'sitz down rite by u THEN
startz tappin'on u tu the sound of the muzik.
Yepperz, that iz EGGZAKTLY what she duz!
Now du c y we Beaglebratz thinkz our...
PEEP IZA FLAKE!

PeeS - now each one of theze reezonz may not sound that bad
tu u BUTT when u add them all up then yep,
OUR PEEP IZA FLAKe!