Yep, that'z what the weatherman sed. An'what'z this "negative" temperachure stuff, like negative 20 degreez - hey, when it'z cold then it'z cold an' when it'z frigid then it'z frigid - when it freezez r paws then it;z freezin'. Y kan't they just say that? Duz any-1 remember what happened here on Christmas Eve an'Cristmas Day-
Well, thingz haf not changed much since then, 2 weekz ago, except they got worse last night-
an' the weatherman sex thoze negative temperachurez will last at least 'til Saturday.
Oh well, there iz 1 good thing - mom wuz home tuday b-cuz of the weather. Now we haz tu go take a nap.