Wednesday, September 15, 2010

PROK-LA-MA-SHUN FRUM THE SHASTA

Ok – so I figure since my annual barkday iz next month than I shood start celebratin’NOW! - wait, this needz tu b in O-FISH-SHAL PROKLA-MA-SHUN form so I shood start this over.

Az me, the real lady of the house an’master MISTRESS over ALL toyz, supreme d-stuffer of stuffiez an’QUEEN of this kingdom, I, Shasta du make the followin’ PROK-LA-MA-SHUN:

On this day, September 15, 2 thouzand an’10 shall be known az the beginnin’of MY, Shasta’z pre-barkday cel-e-bra-shun. 
This 
PROK-LA-MA-SHUN 
iz in response tu my unfair confinement in sed crate.
  ( I offer this pikchur as proof )
Therefore, my MOM will b the ONLY one affected by this 
PROK-LA-MA-SHUN. 
All of my furriendz haf showered me with much support so 
they r ‘cuzed frum further persekushun.
HOWEVER,
frum my mom I will b X'PECTIN'ALL the 
spechul treatz an'toyz du such a 
wronged an'oppressed 
Beaglebrat such az I.
Henceforth, my mom shall haf tu address
my regal self az Queen Shasta
I d-clare this 
PROK-LA-MA-SHUN tu end 
if an'when I c fit.
 

7 comments:

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Amen to that, Shasta!!! We are wooing our bugles to announce the proclamation round the world.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Frankie Furter said...

PERFECT way to get your mom ..
back on the right track!!!

3 doxies said...

Could you make her say some hail mary's or sumptin too? I just thinks it would be fun...hehehe!
Dis was mighty well pawed girlfuriend. How bout a chipmunk furs you birfday? They is deeeelish.

Puddles

Mr. Pip said...

You tell her, girlfriend! Stand up for your rights and treats and toys!

Your pal, Pip

Oskar said...

Good for you Shasta!

Guess what? My mom person & I have created a new blog at www.PetBlogsUnited.com.

We'd love it if you would come over, check it out & become a member. It'a a great new place for pet bloggers to find each other,and get an opportunity to be a featured blog!

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

Cinnamon said...

Shasta, you are one clever beagle!

Peggy Frezon said...

Hi Shasta! That's one great proclamation alright! Way to go!