PROK-LA-MA-SHUN FRUM THE SHASTA

Ok – so I figure since my annual barkday iz next month than I shood start celebratin’NOW! - wait, this needz tu b in O-FISH-SHAL PROKLA-MA-SHUN form so I shood start this over.

Az me, the real lady of the house an’master MISTRESS over ALL toyz, supreme d-stuffer of stuffiez an’QUEEN of this kingdom, I, Shasta du make the followin’ PROK-LA-MA-SHUN:

On this day, September 15, 2 thouzand an’10 shall be known az the beginnin’of MY, Shasta’z pre-barkday cel-e-bra-shun. 

This 

PROK-LA-MA-SHUN 

iz in response tu my unfair confinement in sed crate.

  ( I offer this pikchur as proof )

Therefore, my MOM will b the ONLY one affected by this 

PROK-LA-MA-SHUN. 

All of my furriendz haf showered me with much support so 

they r ‘cuzed frum further persekushun.

HOWEVER,

frum my mom I will b X'PECTIN'ALL the 

spechul treatz an'toyz du such a 

wronged an'oppressed 

Beaglebrat such az I.

Henceforth, my mom shall haf tu address

my regal self az Queen Shasta

I d-clare this 

PROK-LA-MA-SHUN tu end 

if an'when I c fit.