B-4 we start on our day on Christmas
we r wunderin'bout sumthin'-
Duz any other pupper or kitty haf truble with
their mom or dad fergitten tu give u your dinner?
Sumtimez, our mom gitz so very bizy in the kitchen
(sumtimez she thinkz she can cook like a real shef fer peeple)
anyway there r timez she gitz close tu fergitten that WE need tu eat tu !
An'we can't git our own food.
Anyway, now on with the show-
Furst, we can't show all the pikchurz cuz
(talk 'bout your broken record)
MOM AIN'T GOTZ ALL THE PIKCHURZ ON THE 'PUTER.
On Christmas mornin', after we all came downstairz,
guess what wuz waitin'fer us
We even gotz our pikchurz on them so
it iz eazy fer us tu no who gitz which 1.
An'we r off->
SHILOH: What'z in here?
SHILOH: Oh wowzerz - never had 1 of theze Jumbone MegaBonez b-4
SHASTA: mom coodn't uze that flashy box thin'fast enuf tu git
a pikchur of me with my stockin'but she caught me with this
I also got one of them yummy Megabonez.
There wuz other yummy stuff tu-
rawhidez stuff shaped like starz an'Christmas treez
There wuz 1 other thin'in each of our stockin's
B-cuz we all r Kansas University fanz, we gotz a football tu play with.
AND, we gotz our very own Sock Monkey!
At furst, we tried tu git Mr. Sock Monkey tu feel at home here->az u can c - we even welcomed him on our couch
lovez our Sock Monkey->
May-b we shood give Mr. Sock Monkey a name-
may-b then he wood smile.
Any ideaz fer a name?
Ok, that'z it fer now-
may-b mom will FINALLY git
the rest of the pikchurz on the 'puter tu-morow.