Thursday, December 9, 2010

STOP THE PRESSES!

We haz 2 posts we iz gonna put up tuday - 1 of'em iz nu butt the other 1 we started a few daze ago'n b-cuz mom can b such a lazy butt sumtimez bizy mom sumtimez'n we did need her help gettin'the pikchurz, that iz y it iz so much later.
Furst, we haf this shockin'message frum Shasta-

Last nite, after we went tu bed butt b-4 we wuz asleep sumthin’happened that I don’t know if I will ever fergit it(at least not until tonite when I want tu snuggle). I no mom just had her birthday an’all - she iz gittin’up there in age if u no what I mean so may-b that iz y she sed what she did – anyway, I got all nice’n comfy’n snuggled close tu mom’n she squeezed me a little tite (almost squeezed my insidez out) then called me – (better b sittin’down fer this 1)

her little FART BUTT!

Well that shocked me soooooooo very much that it startled me’n
I had tu git comfy all over agin. 
I mean, what did I EVER du tu d-serve that, huh?

I kinda wanted tu git away frum mom butt like I sed, she IZ older now so may-b that iz what made her say that.

Shasta

 

6 comments:

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! Funny. Happy Birthday to your mom. It's hard to get old. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Busy Buttons said...

My Mom calls me "Pumpkin Butt." I don't understand why. She used to call my sis "Pumpkin Head." Mom's just weird.

Frankie Furter said...

That is just NOT right. I call my mom and dad THAT... two leggers are NOT supposed to say such thingys to US. I think you should send this post to Santa Paws and then HE will put something really yucky in her stocking.

JackDaddy said...

I know why she called you that!!!

Oskar said...

Well that is just rude!

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

3 doxies said...

Dat is just horrific...I haves nevers heard of anything so outrageous befores. What was hers thinkin'...nevers mind, her prolly wasn't.

Puddles