MY LETTER TU MANGO - WHY ME?

It iz I, the Diva Princess Shasta

My dear Relentlessly Huge'n

Handsum Mango

 When I read your post'bout 

the contest,

I cood feel your pain'bout

bein'bound tu your estate.

I tu seldom leave this kingdom

I inhabit with my bruther, Shiloh.

(Sumtimez he can b a pain like 

your Pea butt he iz good tu haf around.)

I seldom get away x-cept fer tripz tu

the dogtor or pet storez-

sumtimez I du thoze therapy vizitz

with mom butt

seldom even go fer a walk.

I wood love an opportunity tu

go gallavantin'bout town with u.

I wood feel so protected by your 

Regally Huge self.
I no u cood show me such a grand time all 
around Master chu-settz.  
An'u really r furry much talented- 
may-b u cood teach me sum of thoze 
dancin'stepz u r so good at.  
An'u must b furry much smart- 
u go tu skool'n haf lerned alot.  BUTT

even tho I may b on the shorter end,

then u cood c all the hi stuffz'n

show them tu me.

An'since I am a bit on the shorter end-

that only meanz I cood find all the stuffz

on the ground so u don't pass'em by.

An'don't let that furst pikchur fool u-

that'z only the 

diva princess side of me.

After all, 

I AM a Beagle furst an'foremost.

Beaglez r alwayz ready fer a good time'n

I no we wood haf a most

WUNERFUL TIME - BUTT

only if I am the 

lucky one u chooze.

~Shasta~

(NOT alwayz the diva princess)