Friday, June 15, 2012

Blogville Olympics

We Beaglebratz wood like tu leeve u'all with a hint of what event we r hostin'an'NOT enterin'.  Note the technique that we haf mastered so well - we r even LOOKIN'in the same directshun an'BOTH of our tailz r pointin'upwardz.  Truly a team effert.

This iz the schedule of eventz that ANYBUDDY - ANY SPECIEZ can enter.


Friday July 27th...OPENING CEREMONY  with the PARADE of the ATHLETES   


Sat JULY 28th...Window Nose ART...aka Snot Smears      
           and Swimming

Sun JULY 29th...Crazy Sleeping Singles
         Synchronized Sleepers
             Bouncing

Mon  July 30th...Cross Neighborhood Walkabout
          Catch me IF you Can
     Special...to be announced...

Tues July 31st...Gymnastics
        Couch Potatoe Peeling

Wed Aug 1st...Critter Stalking
    Tongue Curling/The RASPBERRY
        Special.... to be announced

Thurs Aug 2nd... Stick (s)
            Pole Jumping

Fri Aug 3rd...Marathon Chewing
              Digging

Sat Aug 4th ....Tuneful Farting
            Keep Away

Sun Aug 5th....Equestrian
    Camera Avoidance Tae Kwon Do

Mon Aug 6th...Synchronized Peeing
        DE-STUFFING

Tues Aug 7th...Free Style Zoomies
      Roaching and Rolling

Wed Aug 8th...Squirrel Hurdles
        DRAW your People

Thurs Aug 9th...Turbo Track
       EXTREME Weather Sports

Fri Aug  10th...Boxing
        Snoopendous SniffAthon

Sat Aug 11th...BATHTUB  Wrestling
   The Great Tennis Ball Tournament
                                   
Sunday Aug. 12th....     Closing Ceremony

More info tu follow in anuther post-

 PLEEZE DU NOT send entriez yet.
Registrashun b-ginz July 9th
And here's a message from the Blogville Olympics Committee:
THE OLYMPIC Committe MUST INSIST that All ATHLETES be ENTERED by Midnight (this is CENTRAL time zone fer us) July 18th.  in order for the athlete to be SCREENED fur Bugs.       The Peep Athletes have to be Screened fur DRUGS... butt WE of Blogville are above that!    However, we gotta be sure that no Fleas get in...          Complain to FRANKIE if you don't like the deadline.

~Shiloh'n Shasta~

6 comments:

Amber DaWeenie said...

No FLEAS?????? Thought dis event was open to every BUGGY! {Me made a funny bone} BOL

You two have really mastered da art of peeing! Maybes you should give a class!

Two French Bulldogs said...

weare ready!
Benny & Lily

Lovable Lily said...

Sure am glad you show'd us how it was done correctly...

Hugs,
Lily Belle

K9 Katastrophie said...

You two are the best!

Licks,
ruthie

Reuben said...

What magnificent form! It will be a difficult event, surely, with many good entries. I has just gotted my flea medicines so I is all ready to do olympics!

Love,
Reuben

BordoggyTerrier said...

I am armed with Frontline as we speak, and I love a worm tablet too - tastes just like a bordoggy biscuit to me - I am not fussy, ha ha! - thus count me in! Love Barnie x