Monday, August 6, 2012

Olympics today - Synchronized Peeing an'the Wanna-Be'z

It iz finally here!
 Our Olympic event which we turned intue
all-inclusive by allowin'singlez
tue compete tue.
We started with the two'n 
turned it intue the Wanna-Be'z tue.
So, without further adieu we 
Beaglebratz bring u our eventz -
So furst up iz the 
(note: the athletez will compete in no pawticular order)

Furst up - we haf Bella who iz on the left an'Daisy iz on the rite ... or iz that the other way?  Anyway they r frum DOWNUNDER DAISY
representin'what else - Downunder az in 

Next we haf-
Dixie duin'her thing on your left while Milo iz over there waterin'the tree - good conservashun tipz u tue.  They r frum SIMPATICO an'represent the United States. 

Now competin'iz-
Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus frum
ANOTHER TEQUILA SUNRISE representin'the United States.  They were concerned that maybe they didn't haf what it wood take tue compete - Ladiez, let us b the furst tue assure u that u both show great form here.

Comin'intue the arena now iz-
Mona'n Weenie frum 
In case sum of u don't know, they r frum the state of Texas an'of course representin'the United States.  We herd sumthing 'boutz they were duin'a bit more than just peein'here butt we say "Hey, whatever it takez tue git your Sync on (or iz that down?)

Next u will c-
Murphy an'Stanley frum MURPHY & STANLEY
of course - what else cood the blog b?  They d-scribe themselvez az "Two wild and crazy Doods"Well, az we haf sed b-4 (an'will likely  say agin b-4 all iz sed an'dun) whatever it takez tue acheeve the d-sired result.

We Beaglebratz were really glad tue welcome theze tue fine kittiez intue our event-
Eric an'Flynn show us that Synchronized Peein'iz NOT just fur us woofiez - kittiez got the talent tue.  Oh yeah, we almost furgot - they r frum
and they r frum the United Kingdom.

Now we haf a team who tellz us they "want to leave our "mark" on the same tree at the Olympics"
Theze tue fine athletez r Lassiter Chase'n Benjamin (u cood probably reed that on their pikchurez butt we want tue make their entry sound o-fish-al) an'they r frum
They x-plained their timin'iz not perfected yet-
we say they r tryin'n trainin'n that'z what countz!  They r frum the United States.

An'now we c tue more kittiez who want a go (fur real)
at the Synchronized Peein'event-
Theze tue fine athletez r frum 
WENDY'S 3-D CATS an'they r frum Canada. 
Dante, who iz in the front, haz started the acshun while Donino lookz tu join in az soon az that purrfect sync posishun iz found. 

Last BUTT definitely not leest BUTT definitely the hoogest az in RELENTLESSLY HUGE an'hiz pawtner 
Yepperz, that IZ the Mango Man an'Dexter there in the bak - they r frum MANGO and DEXTER'S GREAT ADVENTURES
Ok - so both of them r guy doggiez so u may ask yourselvez, y the squatz.  I, Shiloh, can elaborate on this quite well - like the Mango Man sed, it iz more efficient an'I say it IZ safer.  It iz not alwayz eazy tue try an'balance on 3 legz while focusing on the task at hand ... or paw.  Can anyone imagine what wood happen if the Mango Man wood looze balance while tryin'tue stand on 3 legz tue pee?  I shudder tue even pikchure that in my mind.
Ok - so that bringz the Synchronized Peein'event tue a cloze.  That wuz a great diverse group of athletez. Next up - the 
Wanna Be Synchronized Peein'event.
(Agin, no pawticular order)

Ok so furst up in the arena we c- 
Storm an'Angel Deefa frum 
CHARLENE and STORMY PIE Storm iz the woofie who got us tue thinkin'that we needed an event fur thoze athletez who wish tue compete butt haf no pawtner.  What'z that u say - he duz haf a pawtner.  Well that wuz part of the rulez - due sumthin'tue make it kinda look synchronized.  Storm iz frum the United Kingdom.  You can look HERE fur more d-tailz 'boutz this event.
Ok - now movin'ontue the next athlete-
Reuben frum the blog, FLOPPY TONGUE JOY. Reuben can b chozen frum a large room full of Doxies - check out hiz blog an'u will find out y.

Now enterin'the arena we c-
Goose frum GOSPEL OF GOOSE Goose wuz worried that hiz entry mite not git here in time so he did a lot of runnin'tu make shure it did.  An'yepperz-
Goose did wanna b in the Wanna Be event - that doggy furrend u'all c - Goose sed she just got in the way so he iz all synched along with that tree.

Enterin'the arena now iz-
 Bouncing Bertie frum  
Bertie wuz a little concerned that just may-b hiz entry mite not qualify - NO PROBLEM BERTIE  You r lined up next tue that post just fine - sorta in cync with it.  Bertie hailz frum Scotland.

Here we c-
Asta frum ASTA'S WORLD Since she iz now livin'in
Boo-da-pest, she haz no furrendz there tue help her an'since she iz an only woofie in the family, she wuz concerned she mite not b able tue enter BUTT luckily fur her (an'a few otherz) the WannaBe event wuz there 4 her along with the assistance of her wheelie sissie, Mywna.
Here iza a purty little lady butt don't let her size an'dress sway your thoughtz-
Lorenza frum EL DARIO de LORENZA iz here tue compete frum Mexico.  She iz lined up just pawfect with that itty bitty patch of grass an'in
spite of her dress, showz great form.

Here comez an athlete with a baby in tow?
Ever since we furst got this entry frum
we just don't know what tu think.  Iz this a 
Wanna Be orrrrr did Molly have a puppy?  Whatever the case may b - she she hailz frum the United Kingdom.

Enterin'the arena next iz-
This iz Buttons frum BUSY BUSY BUTTONS
Are we seein'double here - shood this b a Synchronized Peein'contestant?  Did Buttons haf a "teammate"?  Buttons iz frum the Uhnited States.

Now this iz an interestin'athlete - did sumbuddy looze their head?
This iz Roo frum ROO'S DOINS 
He sent this in fur the Wanna Be event butt we r not shure - glad it iz the judgez who ake the final d-cizion.  Butt then that thoze tue bodiez an'the stance - that lookz amzingly similar.

Here we haf an athlete who iz bizy az Blogville'z Chief Cop-
Yepperz, it's Sarge frum SARGE SPEAKS OUT
Guess that Yard Bear fella wuz also needin'tue go potty so Sarge just d-sided tue take advantage of the situashun an'show us sum Wanna Be Synchronized Peein'.  Sarge iz frum the United States.

Now here iza handsum WOOFIE (never mind the hoomin)
This iz Corbin frum the blog, OH, CORBIN
You mite hafta bigefy this pikchure butt he sed he wuz peein'in the lake - the judges will b able tu c this.  Corbin iz frum the United States.

Now here iza nuther interestin'entry-
This iz Declan or Deccy sumtimez.  He hailz frum
D-spite the double vizion problem, he iz showin'fine form lined up next tue that wall.  He iz frum the United Kingdom.

Here'z an athlete that can b a little shy sumtimez- she duzn't like tue pee around her sister an'bruther-
We r talkin'boutz Nola frum DACHSHUND NOLA
She iz frum the United States. 

Here iz our only kitty entry in the Wanna Be event (not the baby)
This iz Zoey, one of the ZOOLATRY gurlz.  She iz "in training" with the baby grandbea an'cood b herd mumblin'tue herself, "Maybe I need one of those pamper things like you have while we're practicing"  Zoey iz frum the United States.

This athlete iz showin'great form az he enterz the arena-

This iz Winston frum WINESOME WINSTON
He iz lined up pawfectly with that bush - TOTAL in sync-ness.

Our next athlete tue enter the arena-
This iz Frank who iz frum 
Once agin, a real all encompassin'an inline 
form - haz that in sync groove thing goin'on.

It lookz az if this will b our FINAL entry in the Wanna Be event but definitely not the leest at 
all - just can't say that 'boutz this lady, there iz nuthin'at all leest bit 'boutz her-
You all know an'love this lady frum the United StatesMiss Puddles frum WE THREE DOXIES
We all love her so much that we made her Blogville's own Guv'ner (akchuly - she kinda fell intue it)  Butt duzn't matter how she gotz it.

OK - SO guess that iza wrap on this year'z Synchronized Peein'an'the new Wanna Be Synchronized Peein'eventz.  Hope tue c u all in 4 yearz.  

Oh by the way, don't furgit tue stop by the announcer'z booth an'pick up your medalz - u'all d-serve them.
 ~Shiloh'n Shasta~



Dexter said...

What an amazing field of competitors. Who knew?

You know what? Truth be told I have fallen down more than once whilst doing a leg lift due to the inordinate amount of time one must balance to relieve a relentlessly huge bladder. Hence I prefer the more stable proud warrior pose for my business.


3 doxies said...

Hahahahaha...Oh my these is hilarious! I is si glad I didn't sees Mango fall and go BOOM! Dat would has been skeery...and Asta and her wheelie...too funny.
These was all supr duper entries and I is so glad I gots to be in dis historic event...well done everybuddy...I thinks I may needs to get me a bear like Sarge has fur them days when I needs inspiration to go poop.


The Daily Pip said...

What style, what grace ...these are true champions!!!

Your pal, Pip

Unknown said...

Awesome pawsome event. We really enjoyed that. Have a great Monday.
Best wishes Molly

Scooter said...

Hey Shiloh & Shasta!
Wow, this was a great set of athletes! That synchronizing was very well done by all and I'm totally impressed by their coordination. I'm not sure I could ever achieve that even if I did have a partner to work with! BOL The wanna be's showed some serious concentration and creativity too! Thanks so much for the fun event! This was great to enter and to watch.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Athlete

Matilda the Boxer said...

Such form and grace from all the contestants! I'm so impressed!

Anonymous said...

Quickly, Great job Guys, excellanta moves, ok gotta go pee now!

Susie & Bites

Amber DaWeenie said...

Don't tink(le) me has ever seen such grace and determination! Go..Go..Go..!!!

Declan said...

Brilliant! Thank you for a great competition... Deccy x

Bouncing Bertie said...

Oh what a super duper event. I am so happy that I have been allowed to take part.
Toodle pip!

My Mind's Eye said...

This was so much fun and if I could I'd lift my leg in salute!!
You know I've always heard it is more fun to do things with a friend...even peeing. Hugs
Madi hostess of Gymnastics

Asta said...

Shasta and Shiloh
Thank you fow a most fantsastic hosting job what an event..such coowdination and balance and inventiveness of fowm fwom awound the wowl..I LOOOOOVED being pawt of it and thank you so vewy much
(still laughing)
smoochie kisses

Finn said...

Excellent sport today!!! Everyone did such a great job peeing! BOL! What a great event, thank you for hosting!

Jans Funny Farm said...

Great form. We should have tried this but Jan can't ever catch us synchronized on anything.

Molly the Airedale said...

Wow - that was awesome! Everybody had such wonderful form - even the boys that were peeing like girls. hehe

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

Dachshund Nola said...

BOL that was great!

ShellePenn said...

Best event EVER!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAH We are dying here!

Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,

HH and The Boys said...

Wonderful blog post. You really put in some time putting that one together and you did a fantastic job.

hugs, Max, Bugsy, and Knuckles

Lovable Lily said...

Muffin, wait for Mommy! She's coming. She was laughing so dang hard that it was raining down her legs. Butt... please Blogville furends, don't you dare tell her we told you that!

Oh here she comes......

Mommy Kim here. That has got to be one of the bestest events ever in the world! Something we all gotta do ~ right?? I am still crying here and my stomach aches from the laughter. Who knew we'd see the ever beautiful Miss Nola doing her thing! Or one of Blogville's VIP's {aka Puddles} for that matter. And we just have to say that Mango has the right idea! I know that if Mango fell down, we'd all feel it and our 'puters should be shaking. Hope all the Athlete's got a nice BIG bone along with their Gold Medals bcuz they REALLY deserve it.

You are both such excellent hosts of this com "pee" tition and deserve an Oscar Nomination for your commentary!

The Lovable Lily Gang

Anonymous said...

Hahahahhaha! Oh this was a very funny event! Good showing by both the in syncers and the wanna be in syncers :D Too funny. I'm still chucklin :D Grand display of athletic 'posing' my furiends! Thanks for Hosting this Great Event Shasta and Shiloh! :D

Waggin at ya,

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

OMD OMD OMD.... THESE are AWSOME Just AWSOME... I tried to READ them along with Reading ABOUT them... THAT was Kinda difficult. BRAVO to EACH AND EVERY ATHLETE... and to the TWO of YOU fur hosting this... EXCITING and BELOVED Event.

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

OMD OMD OMD.... THESE are AWSOME Just AWSOME... I tried to READ them along with Reading ABOUT them... THAT was Kinda difficult. BRAVO to EACH AND EVERY ATHLETE... and to the TWO of YOU fur hosting this... EXCITING and BELOVED Event.

Frank The Tank said...

That is such a cool event, this should be in the peep Olympics, not pee Olympics, people Olympics! Bol! It was so much fun to see everyone on top form here with excellent synchronized and non synchronized athletes! Well Done! I'm off to the back garden now for more of my un-synchronized peeing! Bol! Love, Licks and Hugs from Frank x x x x

Soggibottom said...

I have just fallen off of my chair !
Freya pee's sneakily !
:-) X X X

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Hooray!!!! Wild Applause happen' here. What a terrific event--some exceptional competitors there!

Great commentary, guys!

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

Mariodacat said...

OMC - those entries were all great. I'm so happy they all got a medal because they deservefd it. Congratulations.

Winston said...

OH my goodness, this even was truly amazing. The form of each athlete was perfection wiff a Capital Pee!!!
Bravo to all,
Thanks for hosting and for giving the great commentary,

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

This was such a fun event!!! It amazed us about all the different styles and techniques all the olym-PEE-ians used. Congratulations everyone on their hard work and determination!!!