My mom sed she got me an erly barkday prezent BUTT after I looked a bit, I found Mr. Monkey BUTT he wuzn't new-
Then she sed over here my little Diva well at leest she got the name rite. Due u know what she handed me????? Wait for it............
KEEP ON SCROLLIN....
GO ON DOWN SUM-MORE...
DUZ SHE REALLY THINK THIS IZ FUNNY?
Now az u'all can c, my eyeballz iz ALMOST clozed soooo .. I coodn't really c furry much good what my mom wuz givin'me so when I felt it in my mouth-
it did feel kinda like a toy. So after I had it then I went over an'laid down then started tue chew on it - then my eyez were WIDE open an'I cood c there furry most terrible trick my mom played on me AN'SHE WUZ LAFFIN'!
Well I didn't think it wuz so funny an'when I found out what that "new toy" really wuz-
well I just hadta spit it out then give my mom "the look' like REALLY MOM?
Now if u read my post frum this past Tasty Tuezday then u read that I, Diva Shasta, share my barkday with Diva Nola over at Dachshund Nola. Well, I also lerned that
Gizmo, over at TERRIER TORRENT
haza GOTCHA DAY
NEXT FRIDAY
An'also
Well NOODLES gotcha day
iz OCTOBER 16th.
OCTOBER iza furry much speshal month indeed - plus
HALLOWEENIE DAY!
4 comments:
Shasta....
What an incredibly creative "dog toy"!! A recycled paper towel roll!! Admit it. You enjoyed your new toy!! ;op
--Raelyn and Rose
They are real comedians!
Benny & Lily
A toy is a toy even if it isn't - BOL!!
Your Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Well at least she didn't use it to make fart sounds in your face like some humans I could mention.
Kisses,
Dexter
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