We Beaglebratz r not shure where tu start – when u haf a kerazy mom like ourz, WTF examplez simply abound.
me’n Shiloh were in bed already – purty near asleep when b-cause my back legz were stretched out that way, mom takez that az an open invitashun tu TIKKLE MY PAWZ! MOM – WTF! DID I ASK U TU DU THAT – I DON’T THINK SO! An'this wuz NOT the furst time fer that tu happen - du your hoo-minz du this? It's like they (at least my mom anyway) can't wait tu pounce on us with their little fingerz. Du we wait fer u tu drift off tu sleep just so we can tikkle your pawz? NOT HARDLY! May-b if u just went tu bed then u woodn't b so hard tu wake up in the morninz.
Or there iz the situashun, almost EVERY nite, me'n Shiloh r asleep downstairz when mom iz putterin'around shortly b-4 we go tu bed. Now r'member, me'n Shiloh r already asleep - y'know, Shiloh iz sawin'logz an'we r just totally asleep. After mom turns sum litez off then makez shur the doorz r locked (AGIN!) then she will sumtimez start watchin'TV or sumthin'like that meantime us Beaglebratz r sound asleep. Then all of a sudden it'z like mom gitz this 'brilliant'idea - "C'mon u tu, time fer bed" Me'n Shiloh r like WTF! 'X-cuze us all tu heck BUTT can't u c, we r already there.
OK, now it'z MY (Shiloh) turn - I have bin waitin'fer this. R'member my barkday wuz a few short weekz ago? Sum of u may haf read 'boutz otherz who had great barkdayz an'even barkday pawtiez or they gotz really cool stuffz fer Easter. Did I git a barkday pawty this year? DON'T THINK SO! Did us Beaglebratz git ANYTHING fer Easter? NATA - ZIPPO - NOT A THING! WTF iz that all 'boutz! When Aunt Sis got bak frum her vakashun, she did bring us Beaglebratz (yes, BOTH of us - how iz that a barkday prezent, fer JUST ME) anywho, she did bring us a couple of theze
THANK U AUNT SIS - if it weren't fer theze sooper fine treatz, my barkday wood b TOTALLY FERGITABLE!
You can c in the next pikchure that I knew
X-ACTLY how tu partake of this most yummy delikicy.
See, I told u Shasta got one tu - so what 'boutz this sez BARKDAY PRESSIE FER THE SHILOH!- huh mom?
THANK U AUNT SIS - if it weren't fer theze sooper fine treatz, my barkday wood b TOTALLY FERGITABLE!
You can c in the next pikchure that I knew
X-ACTLY how tu partake of this most yummy delikicy.
See, I told u Shasta got one tu - so what 'boutz this sez BARKDAY PRESSIE FER THE SHILOH!- huh mom?
Anyway, that is our furry much antisipitated (????) first installment of WTF Wednesday. Az long az mom iz here then we r shure there will b more. We hope u enjoyed it – we r sooooo furry much glad we now haf a place tu go tu let out our frustrashunz We can also ask blogger WTF since they r the reezon this post did not go live erlier this mornin’. Our world iz plottin’aginst us.
PeeS Miss Puddles iz also havin’WTF problemz.
~Shiloh'n Shasta~