Friday, December 11, 2009

OBJECTION!

Shasta Beaglebrat here-

Mom sez it iz gitten' down tu crunch time (not shure what she meanz - crunch tu me'n Shiloh iz the sound we make eatin' so maybe we r gonna eat agin). She haz bin makin' sum cookiez all week tu help my Aunt Sis git ready fer her Christmas pawty. Mom haz asked us Beaglebratz tu behave an'stay out of the way(I thought we du a good job) but sumthin happened a little while ago I just haf tu mentchun here. I just innocently walked out to the kitchen where mom wuz makin' cookiez, purty much mindin' my own bizness'n she sez "Whatcha duin' squirt butt?"  
ME - a SQUIRT-BUTT! Whatever did I du tu dezerve such a name? I thought my name wuz Shasta - haz it changed?
I am just tu frustrated - I gotta go take a nap with Shiloh - maybe it will help me calm down.


4 comments:

Frankie Furter said...

OOOOOHHHHHH Squirt butt... wow, I think that is something like when you have the Hershey Hustle. You should write a letter to Santa Paws and make one of those Tattle TAIL thingys on your mom.
You did the right thing though, I guess, When in doubt... take a nap.

JackDaddy said...

Hmmmm, when Jack came home the first night, he had some stomach problems and he was DEFINITELY a squirt-butt!!
WHEW!!!

I'm not allowed to tell you his 'other' name that I use now :)

River said...

Wow, that's a nasty nickname. Naps are a good restorative. Maybe your mom will forget she said it.

love& wags,
River

JD and Max said...

Hi Squirtbutt, um, we mean Shasta - he he he! Aww, we think it' a cute nick name, rather affectionate! And - well - you DO have a 'bootie-licious' butt after all, so your mom is simply drawing attention to your assets! Like you, we also find a good snooze helps us to come to term with things - ahhh, you can't beat a good snooze can you?! Big schnauzer snuggles - JD and Max.