Ok - this here iz Shasta speakin' -
otherwize u'all mite not git the real story of
r vizit with Santa'z assistant last evenin'.
Az u kin see frum this pikchure-
Shiloh didn't waste any time tellin'
Santa'z assistant what he wanted.
Shiloh: Well I THOUGHT that wuz why we wuz there.
Shasta: Yes, that wuz why we wuz there BUT
u talked so much that I never did git tu talk tu him-
U were so buzy tellin' EVERI-ONE who wood listen.
Shiloh: Well, I IZ an older'n wizer doggy than u an'I
haf more tu say.
Shasta: (Yes, older that iz tru but WIZER?)
Shiloh: What wuz that u sed?
Shasta: Oh nuthin' - just that even mom sed u wuz a mess.
Shiloh: Well at least I kept my attenchon where it belonged-
unlike u with that far-off look.
Shasta: I wuz just lookin' fer the chance tu haf my say-
which never did come up
Shiloh: In this next pikchur, I wuz sittin' there, behavin' while
u looked like u wuz gittin' ready tu fly off sumwherez.
Shasta: That'z b-cuz I wuz gittin' so
Here'z a decent pikchure-
even Santa's assistant looked surprised at us sittin' there.