FIRST - SUM LATE BREAKIN'NEWZ - WE INTERRUPT THIS POST FOR SUM LATE, WAY LATE BREAKIN'NEWZ!
This iz Shasta Beaglebrat reportin' live frum r livinroom. It seemz that r mom found a PRIZE CERTIFICATE in her gmail account frum way bak in FEBRUARY of this year - it wuz frum Mango an'his Mango Minster 2010 contest .
In case anyone forgot , let merefresh your memory - I Shasta Beaglebrat, placed 2nd in the Hound group an'this prize certificate wuz what wuz in mom'z gmail. Mom started havin'real bad problemz with her vizion rite b-4 it came. Ok, that'z it - we now return u tu r regular posting.
It'z 'bout time - Shiloh Beaglebrat here now. Az I wuz tryin' tu say b-4 I wuz so RUDELY interrupted. Anyway, duz any pupper out there ever wunder where r pawrentz lern how tu feed us pupperz? IF there iza skool then r mom either did not go or she dropped out or we think that maybe r mom missed out on lernin'bout feedin'us. I submit theze pikchurz tu u az proof - we had just had r dinner then mom let me'n Shasta outside.
Notice r lowered headz - rummagin' around, tryin'tu find ANYTHIN'tu eat - there iz Shasta tryin'tu scratch up even a bug.. Mom just don't feed us enuf but she will feed herself any time - we no'z she triez but maybe she needz tu lern sum more. We du git sum good stuff like scrambled eggs an'cheeze, or bluberriez with yogurt - theze thins' r mied in with our kibble but may-b we just need more.