Friday, July 25, 2014

FRACTURED FRYDAY HAIRY TAILS


 
for Murphy & Stanley



One day last week the doorbell rang – of course we Beaglebratz had tue alert our mom in case she hadn’t herd it – u know how sum peepz r when they git older – she just told us tue b quiet az she went tue the door tue c who it wuz.  Welllllllllll, when mom opened the door, there wuz no peep there butt there wuz a box – a BIG box.  Now we Beaglebratz knew that when a box comez tue our door then it iz uzually fur us sooooo we d-sided tue follow mom az she tugged an’pushed an'wiggled an'wrangled the BIG box in-tue the livin’room.

Now we Beaglebratz cood tell this wuz NOT a Chewy.com box cuz their familiar logo wuzn’t there an’b-sidez, we had NEVER seen such a big box frum Chewy.com sooooooo, who wuz it frum an’what wuz in such a box?
(NOT like this box - it wuz a BIG box'n no logo)

Well, like uzual when a box comez tue the house, Diva Shasta kinda hangz bak an’let ME – Shiloh the Macho Man, the Lord of the Manor, take over. (wunder if it haz sumthin’tue due with that little nip on the ear I gave her when she wuz a pup an’we wuz after the same treat az it fell outta the Christmas stockin’BUTT – I digress)  ANYWHO………….

So mom left the box sittin’in the middle of the livin’room then walked off tue the kitchen fur who knowz what reezon.  I, Shiloh-Lord of the Manor, wuz torn – tue follow mom an’may-b git sumthin’yummerlishus OR stay here an’check out the BOX – what tue due oh what tue due.  BUTT THEN, I notised sumthin’odd (even more odd then Diva Shasta?) – yes, def’nitely furry much odd- the BIG box had HOLEZ in it!  

I had NEVER seen a box with HOLEZ in it b-4 (oh yeah, when mom took me tue Petsmart one time, the peep there wuz uzin'a box with holez in it tue carry a little critter) butt that wuz a small box-
this box wuz a BIG box - with holez in it.

All of a sudden I, Shiloh-Lord of the Manor, herd a noize - it came frum INSIDE the box!  Diva Shasta made a b-line fur mom BUTT I stood MY ground - whatever wuz in that box wuz 'boutz tue b x-pozed fur what it really wuz'n I - Shiloh the MACHO MAN - the Lord of the Manor wuz gonna b the one tue due it!

When I opened the box I was startled to find...

????????????????
??????????????
??????????
???????
????
???
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?


 W-T-D??????????
 "HEY MOM - What iz this, I asked - ain't me'n Diva Shasta enuf here?"

Mom - "Hiz NAME iz Hector an'he will keep u 2 company - iz hiz cage in that box?"

I didn't know - I didn't care - it wuz time fur it tue fly away.  BUTT I knew mom - if SHE wanted a Hector then Hector wood b stayin'!
"Mom - here iz hiz cage"


Sheesh, I, Shiloh-the MACHO MAN, the 
Lord of the Manor thought, 
what'z next fur 
the Beaglebratz Manor?
 
 

 



20 comments:

Murphy said...

Well done! Great story! Thanks for pawticipating!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Molly The Wally said...

Wow that was a great story. Nice one. Have a fabulous Friday.
Best wishes Molly

Lovable Lily said...

We would have been startled too! We sure hope Hector doesn't make a lot of noise.

Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

Cool story guys - hope you have a great day

stellaroselong said...

We were sitting on the edge of our seats!!!!
stella rose

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Shiloh Lord of the Manor... THIS is one HECTOR of a GOOD Story fur SURE.

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari Om
OMDness, an usurper for mum's love? I think many a 'tail' can follow on from this! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

M. K. Clinton said...

Do you have to listen to a bird now?? They can be very noisy but sometimes they talk and sing. Good luck!

Idaho PugRanch said...

Oh doggie! a birdie has come to live in your house. Hope he stays in his cage or he just might be beagle treat!
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

easyweimaraner said...

It seems a lot of mom's want a Hector :o) Great story... I was totallyeggsided to read what was in the box! btw: all my boxes have holes... butt sadly no Hector :o)

Chef Sasha said...

Shiloh, as Lord of the Manor, you should have a say in anything that goes on around there.


Loveys Sasha

Chef Sasha said...

Shiloh, as Lord of the Manor, you should have a say in anything that goes on around there.


Loveys Sasha

Millie and Walter said...

Does the bird talk to you?

Ruby said...

OMD, that was a FABulous story guys!!! You guys have a new burdie brudder???? OMD, this is amazin' news! I can't wait to find out more....
Kisses,
Ruby ♥

Whitley Westie said...

I'd be barkin dat burd.

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Did big bird come back?
What a wonderful story!
love
tweedles

Charliedownunder said...

Crikey .... a bird .... OMD .... that cage doesn't look strong enough to keep a couple of beaglebratz out. Go get 'im, I say. Goodbye Hector .... it was nice knowin'you!!!!

Jans Funny Farm said...

Well, that was quite a surprise! The good news is you aren't being replaced.

Cara n Crew said...

hee hee! what a story! oh, how we kitties would love to get our very own bird in the mail ;-/

Fraidy Cats Pip, Smidgen, Minnie, and Hollie

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

A new friend in a box, that is nice.