One day last week the doorbell rang – of course we Beaglebratz had tue alert our mom in case she hadn’t herd it – u know how sum peepz r when they git older – she just told us tue b quiet az she went tue the door tue c who it wuz. Welllllllllll, when mom opened the door, there wuz no peep there butt there wuz a box – a BIG box. Now we Beaglebratz knew that when a box comez tue our door then it iz uzually fur us sooooo we d-sided tue follow mom az she tugged an’pushed an'wiggled an'wrangled the BIG box in-tue the livin’room.
Now we Beaglebratz cood tell this wuz NOT a Chewy.com box cuz their familiar logo wuzn’t there an’b-sidez, we had NEVER seen such a big box frum Chewy.com sooooooo, who wuz it frum an’what wuz in such a box?
So mom left the box sittin’in the middle of the livin’room then walked off tue the kitchen fur who knowz what reezon. I, Shiloh-Lord of the Manor, wuz torn – tue follow mom an’may-b git sumthin’yummerlishus OR stay here an’check out the BOX – what tue due oh what tue due. BUTT THEN, I notised sumthin’odd (even more odd then Diva Shasta?) – yes, def’nitely furry much odd- the BIG box had HOLEZ in it!
I had NEVER seen a box with HOLEZ in it b-4 (oh yeah, when mom took me tue Petsmart one time, the peep there wuz uzin'a box with holez in it tue carry a little critter) butt that wuz a small box-
this box wuz a BIG box - with holez in it.
All of a sudden I, Shiloh-Lord of the Manor, herd a noize - it came frum INSIDE the box! Diva Shasta made a b-line fur mom BUTT I stood MY ground - whatever wuz in that box wuz 'boutz tue b x-pozed fur what it really wuz'n I - Shiloh the MACHO MAN - the Lord of the Manor wuz gonna b the one tue due it!
Mom - "Hiz NAME iz Hector an'he will keep u 2 company - iz hiz cage in that box?"
I didn't know - I didn't care - it wuz time fur it tue fly away. BUTT I knew mom - if SHE wanted a Hector then Hector wood b stayin'!
"Mom - here iz hiz cage"