FFHT - This week's meetin'of Chocoholicz Anonymus willnow come to order...

This Friday, Team Beaglebratz iz pawticipatin'in
Stanley and Murphy's 

Fractured Fryday Hairy Tails.
This installment iz

brought tue u - courtezy of ME-

Shiloh-Lord of the Manor

Hello all an'welcome tue this week'z meetin'of Chocoholicz Anonymus. My name iz Shiloh an'I am Lord of the Beaglebratz Manor; I am also a chocoholic.

I am not shure when my chocoholism began-
it almost seemz like it haz gone on furever.
Oh my mom duz her best tue try'n stop me frum eatin'thoze most d-lectable morselz BUTT-
u just never know where I mite show up.

One of my earliest mem'riez wuz findin'one of thoze heart shaped chocolate d-litez that wuz wrapped up tite in that shinee paper.  I only had the one piece - I coodn't git that paper off so I ate that tue.  Nope - no sickiez.

I haf eaten other chocolate stuffz over the yearz since I wuz a wee pup an'tasted that furst yummy bite.  Like the box of that hot chocolate mix that I found on the counter.  Oh mom TRIED tue keep me away frum it BUTT I alwayz found a way-

One of the most scrumdilli-ishus wuz what mom called a tunnel of fudge cake - NOT a regular size cake butt one of my mom'z friendz had made l that wuz'boutz haf the size(may-b a little smaller) of a regular cake (no pikchurez) It wuz s'poze tue b a birthday cake fur my mom - nobuddy told me sooo
"I can't believe I ate the WHOLE thing - yep, agin - no sickiez  It wuz'boutz 8 inchez wide.  Mom sat it on the dinin'room table, way bak away frum the edge BUTT what can I say - I AM a Beagle an'I AM a chocoholic.  An'she DID leeve me there while she went out tue eat with aunt sis - that wuz b-4 Diva Shasta - so I ask u - what iza woofie tue due?

BUTT even at MY barkday pawty due u think I git a 

 chocolate cake?  I think not!

Just look at me, askin'really nice an'not jumpin'around-BUTT  NO CHOCOLATE CAKE!

This iz what happenz when I don't git sum

chocolate ANYTHING!
Mom gitz the ole'stink eye - neener neener!

 

Whoopzie - well I c we haf run out of time fur this meetin'of Chocoholicz Anonymus.  I am so furry much sorry that I haf hawged the whole meetin'BUTT it haz helped me realize that MY mom iz what iz called an enabler - SHE iz the TRUE chocoholic in our house - SHE bringz the chocolate in-tue our house an'only that iz y I mite find it-

SHE NEEDZ tue b here tue!

Well, I thank-u all fur comin'an I

thank-u all fur listenin'. 

That'z all folkz!

An InLinkz Link-up

FRACTURED FRYDAY HAIRY TAILS

 

for Murphy & Stanley



One day last week the doorbell rang – of course we Beaglebratz had tue alert our mom in case she hadn’t herd it – u know how sum peepz r when they git older – she just told us tue b quiet az she went tue the door tue c who it wuz.  Welllllllllll, when mom opened the door, there wuz no peep there butt there wuz a box – a BIG box.  Now we Beaglebratz knew that when a box comez tue our door then it iz uzually fur us sooooo we d-sided tue follow mom az she tugged an’pushed an'wiggled an'wrangled the BIG box in-tue the livin’room.

Now we Beaglebratz cood tell this wuz NOT a Chewy.com box cuz their familiar logo wuzn’t there an’b-sidez, we had NEVER seen such a big box frum Chewy.com sooooooo, who wuz it frum an’what wuz in such a box?

(NOT like this box - it wuz a BIG box'n no logo)

Well, like uzual when a box comez tue the house, Diva Shasta kinda hangz bak an’let ME – Shiloh the Macho Man, the Lord of the Manor, take over. (wunder if it haz sumthin’tue due with that little nip on the ear I gave her when she wuz a pup an’we wuz after the same treat az it fell outta the Christmas stockin’BUTT – I digress)  ANYWHO………….

So mom left the box sittin’in the middle of the livin’room then walked off tue the kitchen fur who knowz what reezon.  I, Shiloh-Lord of the Manor, wuz torn – tue follow mom an’may-b git sumthin’yummerlishus OR stay here an’check out the BOX – what tue due oh what tue due.  BUTT THEN, I notised sumthin’odd (even more odd then Diva Shasta?) – yes, def’nitely furry much odd- the BIG box had HOLEZ in it!  

I had NEVER seen a box with HOLEZ in it b-4 (oh yeah, when mom took me tue Petsmart one time, the peep there wuz uzin'a box with holez in it tue carry a little critter) butt that wuz a small box-
this box wuz a BIG box - with holez in it.

All of a sudden I, Shiloh-Lord of the Manor, herd a noize - it came frum INSIDE the box!  Diva Shasta made a b-line fur mom BUTT I stood MY ground - whatever wuz in that box wuz 'boutz tue b x-pozed fur what it really wuz'n I - Shiloh the MACHO MAN - the Lord of the Manor wuz gonna b the one tue due it!

When I opened the box I was startled to find...

????????????????

??????????????

??????????

???????

????

???

??

?

 W-T-D??????????

 "HEY MOM - What iz this, I asked - ain't me'n Diva Shasta enuf here?"

Mom - "Hiz NAME iz Hector an'he will keep u 2 company - iz hiz cage in that box?"

I didn't know - I didn't care - it wuz time fur it tue fly away.  BUTT I knew mom - if SHE wanted a Hector then Hector wood b stayin'!
"Mom - here iz hiz cage"

Sheesh, I, Shiloh-the MACHO MAN, the 

Lord of the Manor thought, 

what'z next fur 

the Beaglebratz Manor?

 

 

 

LESS THAN 3 DAYZ UNTIL ……

July 25, 2014 iz the date we r talkin’boutz! 
 

An’what mite b happenin’on that day u ask?

Welllll, we Beaglebratz iz gonna tell u’all–

kinda

akchully, the BESTEST way tue find out-

just click on this link tue

Murphy & Stanley'z

tue find out ALL'BOUTZ

Fractured Fryday Hairy Tails!

~Shiloh-Lord of the Manor an'Diva Shasta~ 

PeeEss - haven't bin around much the past couple of dayz- 
REALLY HOT here - mom sez even now iz 102 d-greez (same az REALLY HOT) an'mom thinkz the AC iz NOT duin'furry much good.

NEW TODAY!!! Story-time @ Murphy'n Stanley'z AND who wantz tue b a guest blogger here???

 Story-time @ Murphy & Stanley'z

Just like we Beaglebratz will b duin'sumthin'new so will

Murphy & Stanley 

an'all in 

Blogville r welcome tue join in the fun!

An'we know we COOD x-plain it all such az-

what IZ THE SPECIAL INCLUSION all'boutz'an

y iz July 25th impawtent BUTT

we think thoze that don't know'boutz it SHOOD

click on that link up there under the pikchure tue find out more'boutz the 

 “Fractured Fryday Hairy Tails” 

(or "FFHT" for short).

You will also find linkz tue 

2 sample FFHT postz!

So IF u hazn't read all'boutz it or

u want tue re-read all'boutz it, 

GO TUE THAT LINK WE PUT UNDER THE PIKCHURE ABOVE!

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OK - NOW THEN-

az fur the new thingy (or may-b thingyz)

we Beaglebratz (includin'our mom)

haz planned'n 

YOU

cood b a pawt of it tue if u want! 

We Beaglebratz (mom tue) r aimin'fur 

1000 postz by the end of this year.

We know that will mean a whole lotta postz 

b-tween now'n then butt

sum of thoze postz will also b dun by

GUEST BLOGGERZ!

And that iz where u'all can help! 

It wuz EASY'z idea so he will git 

furst crack at it.

FRANKIE & ERNIE seconded the idea so

they git tue go 2nd of course.

WE WILL B TAKIN'NAMEZ IF ANY OF U (any speciez)

WANTZ TUE B A GUEST BLOGGER!

Now we iz still thinkin'thru all this-

we haf started tryin'tue due 2 postz a day BUTT

when we git sum further thinkin'dun then 

we will start with the guest bloggerz.

If u haz missed any of our postz'boutz what started this an'what we iz thinkin'boutz then

CLICK HERE TUE READ MORE! 

  An'any (x-cept 1) post b-tween that one an'this iz also'boutz this new stuff 

(BUTT read that 1 cuz it iz impawtent tue!)

Now we know this haz bin a lot of info so here r a few random pikchurez

(which will b sumthin'we will b duin'in all 2nd postz of each day)

(r'member, NUN of the art werk iz dun by our mom)

 ~Shiloh'n Diva Shasta~