Fractured Fryday Hairy Tails.
This installment iz
This installment iz
brought tue u - courtezy of ME-
Shiloh-Lord of the Manor
Hello all an'welcome tue this week'z meetin'of Chocoholicz Anonymus. My name iz Shiloh an'I am Lord of the Beaglebratz Manor; I am also a chocoholic.
I am not shure when my chocoholism began-
it almost seemz like it haz gone on furever.
Oh my mom duz her best tue try'n stop me frum eatin'thoze most d-lectable morselz BUTT-
u just never know where I mite show up.
One of my earliest mem'riez wuz findin'one of thoze heart shaped chocolate d-litez that wuz wrapped up tite in that shinee paper. I only had the one piece - I coodn't git that paper off so I ate that tue. Nope - no sickiez.
I haf eaten other chocolate stuffz over the yearz since I wuz a wee pup an'tasted that furst yummy bite. Like the box of that hot chocolate mix that I found on the counter. Oh mom TRIED tue keep me away frum it BUTT I alwayz found a way-
One of the most scrumdilli-ishus wuz what mom called a tunnel of fudge cake - NOT a regular size cake butt one of my mom'z friendz had made l that wuz'boutz haf the size(may-b a little smaller) of a regular cake (no pikchurez) It wuz s'poze tue b a birthday cake fur my mom - nobuddy told me sooo
"I can't believe I ate the WHOLE thing - yep, agin - no sickiez It wuz'boutz 8 inchez wide. Mom sat it on the dinin'room table, way bak away frum the edge BUTT what can I say - I AM a Beagle an'I AM a chocoholic. An'she DID leeve me there while she went out tue eat with aunt sis - that wuz b-4 Diva Shasta - so I ask u - what iza woofie tue due?
BUTT even at MY barkday pawty due u think I git a
Just look at me, askin'really nice an'not jumpin'around-BUTT NO CHOCOLATE CAKE!
This iz what happenz when I don't git sum
chocolate ANYTHING!
Mom gitz the ole'stink eye - neener neener!
Mom gitz the ole'stink eye - neener neener!
Whoopzie - well I c we haf run out of time fur this meetin'of Chocoholicz Anonymus. I am so furry much sorry that I haf hawged the whole meetin'BUTT it haz helped me realize that MY mom iz what iz called an enabler - SHE iz the TRUE chocoholic in our house - SHE bringz the chocolate in-tue our house an'only that iz y I mite find it-
SHE NEEDZ tue b here tue!
Well, I thank-u all fur comin'an I
thank-u all fur listenin'.
That'z all folkz!
