I don't know y anyone askz me'bout this now since
no one asked me B-4.
(mom Kim here - in my defense, I thought
I was doing a good thing and I did ask BUT
she never answered :) .)
Anyway, mom sez this friz-b sez it all'bout Miss Maizie-
That spellin'iz wrong tho-
shood b Ker-azy cuz that iz what I call her-
(an'don't tell my mom butt I haf herd her say this 2)
Most timez all I wanna do iz snooze or just walk around butt
then this thing thinkz she hasta b with me-
ALL - THE - TIME!
I AM a grown lady after all-
I try 2 tell her this butt
she just talkz bak - NO RESPEKT!
Tue-day we wuz outside an'she wuz
aktin'all ker-azy like-
I give up - I just don't know how 2 deal with
all this ker-aziness.
I just had tue give her a good talkin'2'bout
how ladiez of Beaglebratz Manor shood b-have.
I don't think it did any good.
We even gotz a d-livery of foodablez
frum Chewy tue-day an'she
wuz more interested in the box an'paper then
what wuz inside-
(mom sez she really movez 2 fast sumtimez-
I totally get this)
Of course me bein'the more x-perienced one at this,
just hadta teach her what 2 do-
THEN she finally unnerstood what iz most impawtent here.
Mom did say
KerI mean Miss Maizie did git
her own food BUTT
I wood now hafta SHARE MY treatz!
(may-b there iz sumone out there who cood help me out with this?)
I NEED 2 try an'git a snooze in B-4 that
Ker-azy Maizie botherz me, AGIN!