This story happened a few yearz ago –
when I, Diva Shasta, ferst joined Team Beaglebratz. I wuz a mere babe an’I had not yet come in-tue my diva-ness altho the Beagletude wuz hidin'just under my skin.
I didn't know that the lady takin'MY pikchure that day wood soon b my hoomin mom-
wunder what wood I haf dun if I had known then what
I know now?
Ok - now u may all say Awwwwww
Now in my short life, of course I grew up with my
litter mates BUTT there wuz a few older woofiez around tue so I KINDA knew what
tue x-pect when I got tue my new home an’found out I HAD A BIG BRUTHER! It wuz all good – we had lotza fun. Hiz name iz Shiloh an’at timez he kinda
thinkz he iz a little bit all that an’then sum BUTT that wuz ok – I wuz gonna b
gittin’sum of that tue. I soon found out
that I had joined the family’boutz Christmas time which iza speshal time of
year – not just fer hoominz BUTT fer us woofiez tue (butt I didn’t really know
that much’boutz this time called Christmas – yet) So fer awhile, my life went on just fine – me’an
Shiloh were gittin’along good an’it wuz kinda nice havin’anuther woofie in the house
who wood
watch out fer me . . . or so I thought.
I mean – don’t git me wrong – I had my bad momentz tue – after all, I had bin ripped away frum my doggy mom at such a young age … an’my litter matez an’all the other woofiez I had grown up with. THEN it happened . . ."Just when I thought things couldn't get worse . . ."
I don't haf any pikchurez of the akchual insident-
which iz probably a good thing-
it really did happen on my FERST CHRISTMAS mornin'
I had MY Christmas stockin'an'Shiloh had
HIZ Christmas stockin'an-
we wuz both gittin'bizy lookin'at
all that wuz in them - toyz an'treatz-
an'that wuz the problem-
one of thoze treatz fell out of MY stockin'
I thought - no problem, I'll just wander over an'git it.
Wellllll - there WUZ a problem-
a BIG BRUTHER of a problem!
We got tue MY treat frum MY stockin'at the same time-
only Shiloh thought it wuz HIZ treat.
(interjection from mom - this was the ONLY time something like this has EVER happened)
The main thing at that point that I, baby Shasta r'memberz-
Shiloh gave me a little nip on the ear tue
chase me away frum MY treat so he cood
make it HIZ treat.
It all happened so fast-
Mom can't really r'member if I yelped.
BUTT rite then mom'z nephew stopped by tue
take us all tue her sis's place fer the rest of Christmas Day.
Ok - so we iz all dun gittin'our prezziez an'relaxin'on the sofa-
only I wuz feelin'kinda strange inside an'my ear wuz
kinda hurtin'a bit where Shiloh had nipped me BUTT
it wuz NOT oozin'any BLOOD
(again from mom - but it was oozing some ????)
ANYWAYZ - we wuz off tue the dogtor-
ON MY FERST CHRISTMAS DAY!
This iz what I looked like after I gotz A stitch in my ear-
also gotz sum feel better medicine.
I had MY Christmas stockin'an'Shiloh had
HIZ Christmas stockin'an-
we wuz both gittin'bizy lookin'at
all that wuz in them - toyz an'treatz-
an'that wuz the problem-
one of thoze treatz fell out of MY stockin'
I thought - no problem, I'll just wander over an'git it.
Wellllll - there WUZ a problem-
a BIG BRUTHER of a problem!
We got tue MY treat frum MY stockin'at the same time-
only Shiloh thought it wuz HIZ treat.
(interjection from mom - this was the ONLY time something like this has EVER happened)
The main thing at that point that I, baby Shasta r'memberz-
Shiloh gave me a little nip on the ear tue
chase me away frum MY treat so he cood
make it HIZ treat.
It all happened so fast-
Mom can't really r'member if I yelped.
BUTT rite then mom'z nephew stopped by tue
take us all tue her sis's place fer the rest of Christmas Day.
Ok - so we iz all dun gittin'our prezziez an'relaxin'on the sofa-
only I wuz feelin'kinda strange inside an'my ear wuz
kinda hurtin'a bit where Shiloh had nipped me BUTT
it wuz NOT oozin'any BLOOD
(again from mom - but it was oozing some ????)
ANYWAYZ - we wuz off tue the dogtor-
ON MY FERST CHRISTMAS DAY!
This iz what I looked like after I gotz A stitch in my ear-
also gotz sum feel better medicine.
ANYWAYZ - that wuz then an'me
an'Shiloh-Lord of the Manor haz bin like this
ever since then.
THE END
