Saturday, April 7, 2012

BEAGLE BUNNIES!


Shiloh here - this iz just SO WRONG on a couple of dif'rent levelz.  First, we r BEAGLEZ no, we r the BEAGLEBRATZ NOT BUNNIEZ!

THEN, the Beaglebratz DU NOT even like Bunniez.  Bunniez FEAR us (well at least me)  
Shasta - HEY!  They run from me tu!
WHATEVER!  Now if u don't mind, I (Shiloh) will continue.   FINALLY, (an'there may b one or tu of u who may not want tu read this part (Mayor Frankie - may-b u?) BUTT we BEAGLEZ du enjoy an occazional bunny tenderloin or even a sparerib.  Now notise that I sed BEAGLEZ - that iz b-cuz us BEAGLEBRATZ haf not bin so forchunate az tu akchully partake of a bunny.  You c, we don't git out of our bakyard AN'since there iz a fence around our yard - once we spot a bunny an'give chase - the fence stopz us since the bunny can escape from us.  Then c what it duz?
 It just sitz there an'snickerz at us - this iz NOT acceptable BUTT what can we BEAGLEBRATZ du?


Anyway, when mom started settin'up the Easter stuff, I Shiloh, TRIED tu git Shasta intu hidin'BUTT az u can c frum this next pikchure
she DID NOT heed my warnin'!  Now she iz NOT a puppy like Mayor Frankie'z Ernie - NO, she haz bin thru stuff like this B-4 so what IZ her problem?
Can we say Mama'z Girl - she duz what mom wantz her tu du. (HEY - I AM NOT!  Then what iz YOUR x-cuse - u had bunny earz on tu ya know)
IF u du not mind, I Shiloh wood like tu continue now.  Yes, that IZ a Tweety Easter Basket - mom LOVEZ anything Tweety - she haz pajamaz, lounge pantz, T-shirtz, a Santa Tweety, Tweety Christmas ornamentz an'we haf a Tweety toy.   Akchully, I am'boutz dun.  Just wanted tu say->

HAPPY EASTER FROM ALL OF US AT 
TEAM BEAGLEBRATZ!
MOM KIM, SHILOH'n SHASTA




9 comments:

Two French Bulldogs said...

Oh my goodness we love your Easter post. Have a happy Easter
Benny & Lily

JackDaddy said...

Just make sure you bring lots of goodies to all the good puppies and kitties when you come down the chimney! :)

GOOSE said...

Happy Easter!!
Blessings,
Goose

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Do not worry about lovin to chase bunnies. Even though I had two very good bunny furends (Charcoal and Chaarcoal) I still enjoyed chasing them around and I Always chase the Wild ones. THEY EXPECT us to do that. It is all pawt of the the game.
I loved this post, by the way.

I want to wish you two and Miss Kim a very very Happy EASTER.

Roberta @ Silverwalk said...

Shiloh, you r both so cute in bunny ears!. Have a Happy Easter!

Tank said...

Happy Easter beagles! (I won't tell any dogs I know about that awful picture with the bunny ears)

Amber DaWeenie said...

A great BIG HOPPY EASTER TO YA'LL!

:O)

Teresa said...

Seamus (the Famous) sends his Easter greeting but also would like to come rescue his girl Shasta (the Diva) from the humiliation that is being foisted upon her as he too suffers from being taunted by bunnies right outside our backyard. He has decided to ignore them on the basis of beagles being superior beings...which is why he now needs to rescue Shasta from being forced to look like a bunny! Da outrage! ;-)

Oskar said...

I was subjected to ears too. And I have chased my share of bunnies in my time.

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar