Well mom came home Sunday about noon an'sed
Shiloh - we gotz werk tu du-
u need tu git cleaned up a little.
Nope - mom wuzn't gonna give me anuther bath cuz
since I'ma Beagle my skin can git realy dried out if I haf tu many bathz an'fer goin'vizitin'or anythin'like that, I'm suppozed tu haf a bath b-4 EVERY vizit but mom sez no, she ain't duin'it - GO MOM!
She duz brush me off real good (which I love) but
she uzes sum of that doggy d-oderant so
that she sez I don't smell so much like a dog
('scuze me, but I AM a dog).
Butt - b-4 that she duz sumthin'I realy just don't like-
not one little bit-
she sez I NEED tu haf my tooferz brushed.
She tellz me - Shiloh,
u don't want no stinky dog breath around
all the kidz du u?
Agin with the dog thin' - what duz she c when she lookz at me - a bird?
I haf 4 legz, a tail an'I'm furry an'drool a bit.
Oskar over at hiz blog showed us
what a great artist he iz when
he drawed a pikchur of hiz hoomin grandpawrentz-
may-b I shood c if he cood draw a pikchur of me
fer my mom-
then may-b she'd get it that
I AM A DOG!
Anyway, this iz givin'me a brain-ache so
I'm gonna go rest now.
PeeS - Shasta here.
Shiloh must've snuck in here an'did this while I wuz nappin'.
It IZ still MY barkday month an'he probably just fergot - u no, he IZ older than me an'sumtimez we no that az u git older, u mite b fergitten stuff.
Oh well, it iz dun now so I guess I will ALLOW it, this time but I'll b watchin'him - no more nappin'fer me - well, may-b after this one I'm gonna take in a bit - gotta git in my beauty nap first - beauty napz r difrent - they r REQUIRED an'I need one NOW so I'm gonna go fer now.