Yes, we IZ gonna make it tu the BIG banquit

Well, ya DU no that sumtimez 

it iz more fashunable tu 

enter a room a little later, soooooo, 

we IZ gonna go tu the banquit BUTT 

we haf tu git our goodiez ready.

Mom nu we wuz goin'an

afta she did one of the most d-spica-ble thin'sumone cood ever du 

tu a doggy (Shiloh's toofiez cleanin')

mom wanted to du sumthin'nice fer us soooooo

she made us a

a lamb meatloaf with rice toppin'an

a breakfast dish with

'nanaz, carrotz an'blueberriez.

In case there r thoze at the banquet who r daring'enuf an'want 

tu try this-

 our mom sed we cood take this pot of chili

mom haz never shared 

her homemade chili with us b-4 butt

we r gonna take it tu.  

Now it duz haf alot of beanz an'it 

iz spisey - mom sez, so-

keep that in mind - don't wanna offend anybuddy,

if ya no what we mean.

We also haz sum loavez of cornbread tu go 

with that chili-

So, az soon az us Beaglebratz can get our 

Sopwith Camel gassed up

(may-b we cood just feed it sum of mom'z chili?)

then we will b on our way tu the banquet.

We may haf missed out on the Big Race butt 

we IZ goin'tu the banquet.

We even got our fancy, goin'tu a pawty, clothez on

We haf GOTTA talk tu mom 'bout gettin'sum new pawty clothez.

Hope tu c u at the banquit.

~Shiloh'n Shasta~
PeeS - 4 a list of other banquit postz, 

Frankie haz a list in this post

(note from mom - Shiloh did real good for the dental cleaning  - plus he didn't need any teeth pulled and his gingivitis is not severe enough to need an antibiotic.  I wanted to thank you all for your well wishes and prayers.)