Saturday, April 30, 2011

B-WARE – your pawrentz cood b in DANGER

The abuve pikchur iz an x-ample of what we Beaglez du best-
mom NEEDZ tu lern how tu du what we Beagles already no.

Our mom wuz tellin’us Beaglebratz ‘bout sumthin’she encountered when
she left her werk place one day last week–
she didn’t tell us sooner b-cuz she nu we wood worry.
She sed she wuz outside waitin’fer her ride an’happened tu look down an’there was a SQUIRRELIE climbin’ around on a bench close tu where she wuz.
She kept watchin’az he scampered up tu the top of the bench.
Mom sed he must haf happened tu catch sight of her az he wuz sittin’there cuz………

Now let us warn u–
this AIN”T fer thoze with a weak heart cuz we don’t want tu cause any problemz BUTT
we iz wantin’tu warn u-


That squirrelie he wuz sittin’there on his haunches an’he looked rite at our mom!

She thinkz it gave her the evil squirrelie eye.
She sed don’t worry cuz she told that squirrelie that she haz 2 squirrelie-huntin’dawgz at home’an' they
wood just love sum fresh squirrelie kabobz.
Well that must haf really scared him cuz
that squirrelie just got rite down off that bench az fast az he cood move
(an’u’all no squirrreliez can b purty quik when they need tu b)
then ran off tu the yard way far awayz.

We told our mom that she REALLY needz tu haf 2 Beagle-guardz there BUTT
she sed her boss just woodn’t allow it.
Well, we will just haf tu teach her how us Beaglez r ALWAYZ on the look-out fer squirreliez an’give her sum kind of alarm she can sound so we can come over tu her werk place tu fight off them squirreliez cuz u’all no, if there iz one squirrelie then there r gonna b more.

~Shiloh'n Shasta~

8 comments:

rottrover said...

Maybe you two can teach HER some beagle-skilz; tho it sounds like she intimidated the little %#*&<^ with her own lazer-stare...

Happy Weekend

Looks like you got your internets back ;-)

Oskar said...

She was indeed in danger. There's no telling what kind of trouble those evil critters are capable of!

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

Frankie Furter said...

Aiiiiiiiieeeeeee your mom was almost A-SALTED by a SQUIRREL???? She needs to have you by her side at ALL TIMES..

She isn't SAFE without a Beagle/Hound like we are!!!

What in the world was she Thinking?
I guess you will have to stick to her... like poop on a shoe. Just to be SAFE. I'm just sayin.
Aiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee

This gave me gooseybumps.

Sawyer the Schnauzer said...

How dare that squirrel look at your mom!?! hahaha!

I really like the new background on your blog. It looks beautiful!

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Oh thos evil critters just cannot be trusted at all. That one is spooky looking - it looks like he has a face on his chest - two beady eyes staring out at the sides of his paws - weird.

Hope the Mom pays attention.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Kess And Her Mama said...

Yr mom definitely needs you beagles to protect her from those pesky squirrels. After all beagles have in-built squirrel detection radar!

Sarge said...

Hey Shiloh & Shasta!
Wow, that was a close call! She really needs your protection 24-7 because squirelies are everywhere. The Blogville PD has dealt with this evil gang before.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

KB said...

That is one feisty squirrel. I'm glad that you straightened him out!

Glad to meet you!