Fer instance, sumtimez when she iz eatin'she will say
"You tu haf had your dinner an'did I stand around watchin'u?
Now we ask u'all what haz that got tu du with ANYTHING?
Anywayz, we wantz tu git this posted tunite so
we can git bak tu regular bizness this weekend.
We gotz sum other stuff tu post 'bout later.
ps from mom - not sure what the problem was, it took me about 10 seconds to get my Internet working - uplugged and plugged back in the power cord - that's all.