FFHT - Just when I thought things couldn't get worse . . . "

Team Beaglebratz iz joinin'with Murphy & Stanley an'their Fractured Fryday Hairy Tails.  This week our story iz by Diva Shasta.

This story happened a few yearz ago – when I, Diva Shasta, ferst joined Team Beaglebratz.  I wuz a mere babe an’I had not yet come  in-tue my diva-ness altho the Beagletude wuz hidin'just under my skin.

I didn't know that the lady takin'MY pikchure that day wood soon b my hoomin mom-

wunder what wood I haf dun if I had known then what

I know now?

Ok - now u may all say Awwwwww

Now in my short life, of course I grew up with my litter mates BUTT there wuz a few older woofiez around tue so I KINDA knew what tue x-pect when I got tue my new home an’found out I HAD A BIG BRUTHER!  It wuz all good – we had lotza fun.  Hiz name iz Shiloh an’at timez he kinda thinkz he iz a little bit all that an’then sum BUTT that wuz ok – I wuz gonna b gittin’sum of that tue.  I soon found out that I had joined the family’boutz Christmas time which iza speshal time of year – not just fer hoominz BUTT fer us woofiez tue (butt I didn’t really know that much’boutz this time called Christmas – yet)  So fer awhile, my life went on just fine – me’an Shiloh were gittin’along good an’it wuz kinda nice havin’anuther woofie in the house who wood

watch out fer me . . . or so I thought.

I mean – don’t git me wrong – I had my bad momentz tue – after all, I had bin ripped away frum my doggy mom at such a young age … an’my litter matez an’all the other woofiez I had grown up with.  THEN it happened . . ."Just when I thought things couldn't get worse . . ."

 

I don't haf any pikchurez of the akchual insident-

which iz probably a good thing-

it really did happen on my FERST CHRISTMAS mornin'
I had MY Christmas stockin'an'Shiloh had
HIZ Christmas stockin'an-
we wuz both gittin'bizy lookin'at
all that wuz in them - toyz an'treatz-
an'that wuz the problem-
one of thoze treatz fell out of MY stockin'
I thought - no problem, I'll just wander over an'git it.

Wellllll - there WUZ a problem-
a BIG BRUTHER of a problem!
We got tue MY treat frum MY stockin'at the same time-
only Shiloh thought it wuz HIZ treat.
(interjection from mom - this was the ONLY time something like this has EVER happened)
The main thing at that point that I, baby Shasta r'memberz-
Shiloh gave me a little nip on the ear tue
chase me away frum MY treat so he cood
make it HIZ treat. 
It all happened so fast-
Mom can't really r'member if I yelped.
BUTT rite then mom'z nephew stopped by tue
take us all tue her sis's place fer the rest of Christmas Day.

Ok - so we iz all dun gittin'our prezziez an'relaxin'on the sofa-
only I wuz feelin'kinda strange inside an'my ear wuz
kinda hurtin'a bit where Shiloh had nipped me BUTT
it wuz NOT oozin'any BLOOD

(again from mom - but it was oozing some ????)
ANYWAYZ - we wuz off tue the dogtor-
ON MY FERST CHRISTMAS DAY!
This iz what I looked like after I gotz A stitch in my ear-
also gotz sum feel better medicine.

 

ANYWAYZ - that wuz then an'me

an'Shiloh-Lord of the Manor haz bin like this

 

ever since then.

 

THE END