R Dogs On Thursday post-
Mom told me that her'n me haf a big date tunite. I am a Reading Education Assistance Dog an'mom'an me usually just go tu the library where the little children kin take turns reading tu me. But she sed tunite iz dif'rent - she sed "Shiloh, tunite we r going tu skool". The skool we r going tu iz in a small town not far frum here. They r having sumthin called Family Fun Reading Nite.
But she did sumthin last nite that the CONTRACT sez she won't - she gave me a baf. Then, she woodn't let me dry myself the way I wanted by rubbing all over the floor - I had tu follow her around an'she made me go outside only on one of thoze rope thingyz - not free in my own bakyard. But I got her bak - I woodn't stay in the baf all the time, I got out 2 times an'got the floor all wet'an tried tu git all that water off of me'an all over the wallz. Arroooooooooooo! (that'z Beagle-ly talk fer .... EVERYTHING!)