WAHOOZIEZ COOL DOOZIEZ!
It iz finally here!
Our Olympic event which we turned intue
all-inclusive by allowin'singlez
tue compete tue.
We started with the two'n
turned it intue the Wanna-Be'z tue.
So, without further adieu we
Beaglebratz bring u our eventz -
SYNCHRONIZED PEEING an'the
WANNA BE SYNCHRONIZED PEEING!
So furst up iz the
(note: the athletez will compete in no pawticular order)
Furst up - we haf Bella who iz on the left an'Daisy iz on the rite ... or iz that the other way? Anyway they r frum DOWNUNDER DAISY
representin'what else - Downunder az in
Next we haf-
Dixie duin'her thing on your left while Milo iz over there waterin'the tree - good conservashun tipz u tue. They r frum SIMPATICO an'represent the United States.
Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus frum
ANOTHER TEQUILA SUNRISE representin'the United States. They were concerned that maybe they didn't haf what it wood take tue compete - Ladiez, let us b the furst tue assure u that u both show great form here.
Comin'intue the arena now iz-
Mona'n Weenie frum
In case sum of u don't know, they r frum the state of Texas an'of course representin'the United States. We herd sumthing 'boutz they were duin'a bit more than just peein'here butt we say "Hey, whatever it takez tue git your Sync on (or iz that down?)
Next u will c-
of course - what else cood the blog b? They d-scribe themselvez az "Two wild and crazy Doods". Well, az we haf sed b-4 (an'will likely say agin b-4 all iz sed an'dun) whatever it takez tue acheeve the d-sired result.
We Beaglebratz were really glad tue welcome theze tue fine kittiez intue our event-
Eric an'Flynn show us that Synchronized Peein'iz NOT just fur us woofiez - kittiez got the talent tue. Oh yeah, we almost furgot - they r frum
and they r frum the United Kingdom.
Now we haf a team who tellz us they "want to leave our "mark" on the same tree at the Olympics"
Theze tue fine athletez r Lassiter Chase'n Benjamin (u cood probably reed that on their pikchurez butt we want tue make their entry sound o-fish-al) an'they r frum
They x-plained their timin'iz not perfected yet-
we say they r tryin'n trainin'n that'z what countz! They r frum the United States.
An'now we c tue more kittiez who want a go (fur real)
at the Synchronized Peein'event-
Theze tue fine athletez r frum
Dante, who iz in the front, haz started the acshun while Donino lookz tu join in az soon az that purrfect sync posishun iz found.
Last BUTT definitely not leest BUTT definitely the hoogest az in RELENTLESSLY HUGE an'hiz pawtner
Ok - so both of them r guy doggiez so u may ask yourselvez, y the squatz. I, Shiloh, can elaborate on this quite well - like the Mango Man sed, it iz more efficient an'I say it IZ safer. It iz not alwayz eazy tue try an'balance on 3 legz while focusing on the task at hand ... or paw. Can anyone imagine what wood happen if the Mango Man wood looze balance while tryin'tue stand on 3 legz tue pee? I shudder tue even pikchure that in my mind.
Ok - so that bringz the Synchronized Peein'event tue a cloze. That wuz a great diverse group of athletez. Next up - the
Wanna Be Synchronized Peein'event.
(Agin, no pawticular order)
Ok so furst up in the arena we c-
Storm an'Angel Deefa frum
CHARLENE and STORMY PIE Storm iz the woofie who got us tue thinkin'that we needed an event fur thoze athletez who wish tue compete butt haf no pawtner. What'z that u say - he duz haf a pawtner. Well that wuz part of the rulez - due sumthin'tue make it kinda look synchronized. Storm iz frum the United Kingdom. You can look HERE fur more d-tailz 'boutz this event.
Ok - now movin'ontue the next athlete-
Reuben frum the blog, FLOPPY TONGUE JOY. Reuben can b chozen frum a large room full of Doxies - check out hiz blog an'u will find out y.
Now enterin'the arena we c-
Goose frum GOSPEL OF GOOSE Goose wuz worried that hiz entry mite not git here in time so he did a lot of runnin'tu make shure it did. An'yepperz-
Goose did wanna b in the Wanna Be event - that doggy furrend u'all c - Goose sed she just got in the way so he iz all synched along with that tree.
Enterin'the arena now iz-
Bouncing Bertie frum
Bertie wuz a little concerned that just may-b hiz entry mite not qualify - NO PROBLEM BERTIE You r lined up next tue that post just fine - sorta in cync with it. Bertie hailz frum Scotland.
Here we c-
Boo-da-pest, she haz no furrendz there tue help her an'since she iz an only woofie in the family, she wuz concerned she mite not b able tue enter BUTT luckily fur her (an'a few otherz) the WannaBe event wuz there 4 her along with the assistance of her wheelie sissie, Mywna.
Here iza a purty little lady butt don't let her size an'dress sway your thoughtz-
Lorenza frum EL DARIO de LORENZA iz here tue compete frum Mexico. She iz lined up just pawfect with that itty bitty patch of grass an'in
spite of her dress, showz great form.
Here comez an athlete with a baby in tow?
Ever since we furst got this entry frum
Molly at MOLLY the WALLY -THE LITTLE DOG WITH A BLOG
we just don't know what tu think. Iz this a
Wanna Be orrrrr did Molly have a puppy? Whatever the case may b - she she hailz frum the United Kingdom.
Enterin'the arena next iz-
This iz Buttons frum BUSY BUSY BUTTONS
Are we seein'double here - shood this b a Synchronized Peein'contestant? Did Buttons haf a "teammate"? Buttons iz frum the Uhnited States.
Now this iz an interestin'athlete - did sumbuddy looze their head?
This iz Roo frum ROO'S DOINS
He sent this in fur the Wanna Be event butt we r not shure - glad it iz the judgez who ake the final d-cizion. Butt then that thoze tue bodiez an'the stance - that lookz amzingly similar.
Here we haf an athlete who iz bizy az Blogville'z Chief Cop
Yepperz, it's Sarge frum SARGE SPEAKS OUT
Guess that Yard Bear fella wuz also needin'tue go potty so Sarge just d-sided tue take advantage of the situashun an'show us sum Wanna Be Synchronized Peein'. Sarge iz frum the United States.
Now here iza handsum WOOFIE (never mind the hoomin)
This iz Corbin frum the blog, OH, CORBIN
You mite hafta bigefy this pikchure butt he sed he wuz peein'in the lake - the judges will b able tu c this. Corbin iz frum the United States.
Now here iza nuther interestin'entry-
This iz Declan or Deccy sumtimez. He hailz frum
DECLAN'S DOGS BLOG
D-spite the double vizion problem, he iz showin'fine form lined up next tue that wall. He iz frum the United Kingdom.
Here'z an athlete that can b a little shy sumtimez- she duzn't like tue pee around her sister an'bruther-
We r talkin'boutz Nola frum DACHSHUND NOLA
She iz frum the United States.
Here iz our only kitty entry in the Wanna Be event (not the baby)
This iz Zoey, one of the ZOOLATRY gurlz. She iz "in training" with the baby grandbea an'cood b herd mumblin'tue herself, "Maybe I need one of those pamper things like you have while we're practicing" Zoey iz frum the United States.
This athlete iz showin'great form az he enterz the arena-
This iz Winston frum WINESOME WINSTON
He iz lined up pawfectly with that bush - TOTAL in sync-ness.
Our next athlete tue enter the arena-
This iz Frank who iz frum
THE ADVENTURES OF THE TANK
Once agin, a real all encompassin'an inline
form - haz that in sync groove thing goin'on.
It lookz az if this will b our FINAL entry in the Wanna Be event but definitely not the leest at
all - just can't say that 'boutz this lady, there iz nuthin'at all leest bit 'boutz her-
You all know an'love this lady frum the United States. Miss Puddles frum WE THREE DOXIES
We all love her so much that we made her Blogville's own Guv'ner (akchuly - she kinda fell intue it) Butt duzn't matter how she gotz it.
OK - SO guess that iza wrap on this year'z Synchronized Peein'an'the new Wanna Be Synchronized Peein'eventz. Hope tue c u all in 4 yearz.
Oh by the way, don't furgit tue stop by the announcer'z booth an'pick up your medalz - u'all d-serve them.