Mom got me a new toy-
I don't uzually play much with ballz BUTT
this one wuz dif'rent.
Itza Smarter Toys IQ Treat Ball that
mom got frum Chewy.com when she ordered food fer
me an'my Westie cuzin, Lady Bailie.
Sumtimez my Roly-Poly will roll under the table an'try tue
hide frum me -
(pink bird wuz gonna try tue help me)
Butt mom helped me git Roly-Poly an'off
we went agin.
Mom can uze sum of my kibble or
Havin'a stare-down with my Roly-Poly.
Sumtimez Roly Poly duzn't wanna
give up the treatz sooooo...
we hazta haf a doggy ta treat ball talk.
I hafta remind it that the idea iz fer it tue...
GIVE UP DA TREATZ!
Mom got it fer me so I wood haf sumthin'tue due--
HEY MOM -
what'bout sleepin'eatin'an goin outside-
izn't that sumthin'tue due?
Lady Shasta of Beaglebratz Manor