BEAGLE BUNNIES!

Shiloh here - this iz just SO WRONG on a couple of dif'rent levelz.  First, we r BEAGLEZ no, we r the BEAGLEBRATZ NOT BUNNIEZ!

THEN, the Beaglebratz DU NOT even like Bunniez.  Bunniez FEAR us (well at least me)  
Shasta - HEY!  They run from me tu!
WHATEVER!  Now if u don't mind, I (Shiloh) will continue.   FINALLY, (an'there may b one or tu of u who may not want tu read this part (Mayor Frankie - may-b u?) BUTT we BEAGLEZ du enjoy an occazional bunny tenderloin or even a sparerib.  Now notise that I sed BEAGLEZ - that iz b-cuz us BEAGLEBRATZ haf not bin so forchunate az tu akchully partake of a bunny.  You c, we don't git out of our bakyard AN'since there iz a fence around our yard - once we spot a bunny an'give chase - the fence stopz us since the bunny can escape from us.  Then c what it duz?

 It just sitz there an'snickerz at us - this iz NOT acceptable BUTT what can we BEAGLEBRATZ du?

Anyway, when mom started settin'up the Easter stuff, I Shiloh, TRIED tu git Shasta intu hidin'BUTT az u can c frum this next pikchure

she DID NOT heed my warnin'!  Now she iz NOT a puppy like Mayor Frankie'z Ernie - NO, she haz bin thru stuff like this B-4 so what IZ her problem?
Can we say Mama'z Girl - she duz what mom wantz her tu du. (HEY - I AM NOT!  Then what iz YOUR x-cuse - u had bunny earz on tu ya know)
IF u du not mind, I Shiloh wood like tu continue now.  Yes, that IZ a Tweety Easter Basket - mom LOVEZ anything Tweety - she haz pajamaz, lounge pantz, T-shirtz, a Santa Tweety, Tweety Christmas ornamentz an'we haf a Tweety toy.   Akchully, I am'boutz dun.  Just wanted tu say->

HAPPY EASTER FROM ALL OF US AT 

TEAM BEAGLEBRATZ!

MOM KIM, SHILOH'n SHASTA