STILL NO SNOW'n ONLY DAZE TIL CHRISTMAS

Here it iz – only a very few daze until Christmas an’we STILL AIN’t GOT NO SNOW! Oh we had some flurries an’may-b a little more BUTT NUTHIN’STUCK ON THE GROUND! Now HOW iz Santa Pawz gonna b able tu stop here? Oh the man on that talky box duz say we mite haf a white Christmas BUTT that iz only a MITE! That’z like sayin’it MITE b 87 bazillion degreez outside.

We iz so much sorry that we Beaglebratz haf not bin around the past few daze. Mom haz bin duin that walkin’round like a chiken with it’s head gone agin so we thought it best tu just kinda lay lo (ya’ll no – we iz good at layin’lo –>

  or else we may-b ended up in sum of her cookiez

 (ya’ll no how sum cookz just start throwin’stuff in what they r cookin’.)  Or when she wuz wrappin’prezentz – we didn’t want tu git wrapped tu.

Then this past Saturday, mom took sum of what she baked over tu Aunt Sis an’ they had a Christmas pawty with the hoomin family memberz->

 (so how come we wuzn’t invited – hmmm?)


Mom haz pikchurz of our Christmas prezziez frum Wyatt tu Shasta an’frum Chewy tu me, Shiloh BUTT mom don’t haf’em on the ‘puter yet so we can’t show’em tu u yet. Thank u both soooooo very much fer them. Shasta’z pakage wuz kinda heavy – that’z b-cuz there wuz a surprize in there fer mom frum Wyatt's mom – sorry, ya’ll gotta wait fer the pikchur tu find out what it wuz BUTT we will give u a hint – it wuz mostly green an’smelled good – wunder if Wyatt used sum of hiz gardenin’skillz tu help? Our mom haz also bin bizy getting’them Christmas cardz sent out – this wuz our furst year tu du either the card or gift x-change an’it wuz super fun.

Now this next part Minna Krebs an'Crew will probably go all craker dawg like,  altho there are thoze of u out who really like it tu.  R-member thoze pikchurz in our last post with thoze snowmen – well mom got’em all at a Hallmark store an’one year they did a Snoopy playin’the piano with Woodstock sittin on it.Since Snoopy IZA Beagle like us - I guess we're kinda related that way - anyway, mom INSISTED she git sum pikchurz of us with it        Shasta meetz Snoopy an'Woodstock -

she wuz't shur 'bout this relative of herz

Shiloh here - now this Snoopy-dude iz invadin'MY space

Mom, all I wanna du iz take a nap an'this Snoopy-dude iz in my face

 Shasta here - now where du I sleep?

Ok, it iz our dinner time now BUTT r'member, b watchin'fer our next post in a day or tu soze we can show u our prezziez an'mom'z surprize.
Shiloh'n Shasta

Sum of our Christmas dekorashunz

We had planned tu put this post up yestaday BUTT
we all no how momz can b an'we had more pikchurz we wan ted tu add in.

Mom wuz a lazy butt bizy the weekend after Thanksgivin'puttin'out all our Christmas dekorashunz. She duzn't haf a shed or anythin'like that tu store the dekorashunz so she keepz most of the stuffz in a clozet - she callz it her Holiday Clozet

this iz where almost all of her holiday stuffz r kept 

(she duz haf sum other placez tu). 

It iz mostly Christmas stuffz BUTT 

u can c Mr. Pumpkin peekin’out hiz head in there tu.

We didn’t haf no tornadoz like they did at Miss Puddles place when our mom used the vacula butt it wuz still noisy’n we didn’t want tu git sucked up in it so we stayed clear of mom. Az u can c – our mom haz a few of them snowmen tu.

An’yep – we gotz sum of them red’n green boxez

An’this ornament-

it iz 1 of mom’z favz cuz her mom had it when our mom wuz born– 

it ALWAYZ haz a front and center place on our Christmas tree.

Mom haz a lot of fav ornamentz-
here r sum more-

she haz so very many that she d-sided tu make

them small'n let u bigefy tu c better

Now  here iz a ornament with a great idea behind it or iz that in it - that big box haz dog treatz'n that doggie iz gettin'1.  Just think, dog treatz ANYTIME u want - now there iza thought!

 

Here r sum of our friendz around our Christmas tree-

an'theze friendz r goin'fer a ride

Theze 2 ornamentz mom callz Shiloh'n Shasta- 

we thought we were thoze namez - did we git shrunk?

 Nope - here we iz



STOP THE PRESSES!

We haz 2 posts we iz gonna put up tuday - 1 of'em iz nu butt the other 1 we started a few daze ago'n b-cuz mom can b such a lazy butt sumtimez bizy mom sumtimez'n we did need her help gettin'the pikchurz, that iz y it iz so much later.
Furst, we haf this shockin'message frum Shasta-

Last nite, after we went tu bed butt b-4 we wuz asleep sumthin’happened that I don’t know if I will ever fergit it(at least not until tonite when I want tu snuggle). I no mom just had her birthday an’all - she iz gittin’up there in age if u no what I mean so may-b that iz y she sed what she did – anyway, I got all nice’n comfy’n snuggled close tu mom’n she squeezed me a little tite (almost squeezed my insidez out) then called me – (better b sittin’down fer this 1)

her little FART BUTT!

Well that shocked me soooooooo very much that it startled me’n

I had tu git comfy all over agin. 
I mean, what did I EVER du tu d-serve that, huh?

I kinda wanted tu git away frum mom butt like I sed, she IZ older now so may-b that iz what made her say that.

Shasta

 

Yestaday wuz our mom'z birthday

We wuz there furst yestaday mornin'tu wish our mom a happy birthday-

we all slept a little bit late butt not much -

we nu mom wanted tu git a few thin'z dun so-

we helped tu wake her up.

BUTT, then mom'n aunt sis went tu church then

purty soon, mom wuz walkin'thru the door agin.

We wuz all home fer awhile BUTT

that wood soon change.

SHILOH:  Furst, mom got us all ready with our harnesses on then

she put that long rope thingy on me then

BRUSHED MY TOOTHUMZ.  

SHASTA:  Then mom put 1 of them rope thingyz on my harness then

BRUSHED MY TOOTHUMZ.

SHILOH'n SHASTA:  WHY DO WE HAF TU GIT OUR TOOTHUMZ BRUSHED?

Rite after that, aunt sis came by - us'n mom went out tu that 

big box thingy on 4 wheelz.

Long story short 

We all gotz tu go tu Petsmart so 

us 2 Beaglebratz cood vizit with Santa Pawz AN'we

gotz our pikchur taken with Santa Pawz.

We gotz it BUTT we can't let u'all c it yet.

Neener neener neener

PeeS:  We will try tu git the pikchur scanned in when our Internet iz werkin rite agin.

!!! ALERT PSA-They r on the move ALERT !!!

We wuz hopin'tu du a Christmas post BUTT

anuther matter of grave concern haz raized itz ugly head

(the rest of the body tu)

We haf bin able tu infiltrate a local 
Squirrelies trainin'camp - 

akchually not us but a furriend who insistz on anonymity'n

haf obtained sum VERY disturbin'footage of sed "trainin'camp".

When viewin'this footage, u will c otherz - this iz goin'on all over- 

not just here.

The squirreliez haf chozen this time of year espeshally cuz 

they no we will b immersed in merry makin'n 

gettin'ready fer the arrival of Santa Pawz.

We may need tu meet sumtime soon in 1 of our undisclozed locashunz
so that planz r formulated tu stave off theze wicked'n demonic creachurz-
pleeze remain alert fer suspishous activity in your neighberhoodz.
Shiloh'n Shasta