Az me, the real lady of the house an’
On this day, September 15, 2 thouzand an’10 shall be known az the beginnin’of MY, Shasta’z pre-barkday cel-e-bra-shun.
iz in response tu my unfair confinement in sed crate.
( I offer this pikchur as proof )
Therefore, my MOM will b the ONLY one affected by this
All of my furriendz haf showered me with much support so
they r ‘cuzed frum further persekushun.
frum my mom I will b X'PECTIN'ALL the
spechul treatz an'toyz du such a
Beaglebrat such az I.
Henceforth, my mom shall haf tu address
my regal self az Queen Shasta
I d-clare this
PROK-LA-MA-SHUN tu end
if an'when I c fit.