Ok - so ferst, it iz me - Lady Shasta'n no, I am not the dog in this house that wuz rescued.
Fer sum weird reezon like only my mom haz,
she sed that Miss Maizie shood
do this speshal blog post b-cuz today iz
Well x-cuze me butt I bin here longer'n
she gotza do her gotcha day post.
B-sidez, Iza dog too!
Just cuz mom gotz me aza little baby NOT a rescue duz
that make me any less speshal?
Ok - so here iz our rescue that mom callz my sissy
(who stealz MY food sumtimez'n toyz'n chewiez)
Miss Maizie
(DO NOT steal the food rite outta my mouth)
(girl, u gotz sum funny smell goin'on)
(Um MOM! I don't know'bout this sissy stuff)
(Hey, this iz MY chewie - I FOUND it)
(Ok - well may-b a sissy can b a good thing,
espeshally when that sissy iza rescue.)