It iz I, the Diva Princess Shasta
My dear Relentlessly Huge'n
When I read your post'bout
the contest,
I cood feel your pain'bout
bein'bound tu your estate.
I tu seldom leave this kingdom
I inhabit with my bruther, Shiloh.
(Sumtimez he can b a pain like
your Pea butt he iz good tu haf around.)
I seldom get away x-cept fer tripz tu
the dogtor or pet storez-
sumtimez I du thoze therapy vizitz
with mom butt
seldom even go fer a walk.
I wood love an opportunity tu
go gallavantin'bout town with u.
I wood feel so protected by your
Regally Huge self.
I no u cood show me such a grand time all
around Master chu-settz.
An'u really r furry much talented-
may-b u cood teach me sum of thoze
dancin'stepz u r so good at.
An'u must b furry much smart-
u go tu skool'n haf lerned alot. BUTT
I no u cood show me such a grand time all
around Master chu-settz.
An'u really r furry much talented-
may-b u cood teach me sum of thoze
dancin'stepz u r so good at.
An'u must b furry much smart-
u go tu skool'n haf lerned alot. BUTT
even tho I may b on the shorter end,
then u cood c all the hi stuffz'n
show them tu me.
An'since I am a bit on the shorter end-
that only meanz I cood find all the stuffz
on the ground so u don't pass'em by.
An'don't let that furst pikchur fool u-
that'z only the
diva princess side of me.
After all,
I AM a Beagle furst an'foremost.
Beaglez r alwayz ready fer a good time'n
I no we wood haf a most
WUNERFUL TIME - BUTT
only if I am the
lucky one u chooze.
~Shasta~
(NOT alwayz the diva princess)
