Friday, June 24, 2011

MY LETTER TU MANGO - WHY ME?

It iz I, the Diva Princess Shasta
My dear Relentlessly Huge'n
 When I read your post'bout 
the contest,
I cood feel your pain'bout
bein'bound tu your estate.
I tu seldom leave this kingdom
I inhabit with my bruther, Shiloh.
(Sumtimez he can b a pain like 
your Pea butt he iz good tu haf around.)
I seldom get away x-cept fer tripz tu
the dogtor or pet storez-
sumtimez I du thoze therapy vizitz
with mom butt
seldom even go fer a walk.
I wood love an opportunity tu
go gallavantin'bout town with u.
I wood feel so protected by your 
Regally Huge self.
I no u cood show me such a grand time all 
around Master chu-settz.  
An'u really r furry much talented- 
may-b u cood teach me sum of thoze 
dancin'stepz u r so good at.  
An'u must b furry much smart- 
u go tu skool'n haf lerned alot.  BUTT
even tho I may b on the shorter end,
then u cood c all the hi stuffz'n
show them tu me.
An'since I am a bit on the shorter end-
that only meanz I cood find all the stuffz
on the ground so u don't pass'em by.
An'don't let that furst pikchur fool u-
that'z only the 
diva princess side of me.
After all, 
I AM a Beagle furst an'foremost.
Beaglez r alwayz ready fer a good time'n
I no we wood haf a most
WUNERFUL TIME - BUTT
only if I am the 
lucky one u chooze.

~Shasta~
(NOT alwayz the diva princess)

Thursday, June 23, 2011

WHAT'Z GOIN'ON?


That'z what we wood like tu no.
We git home frum the 
Blogville Piknik in the Bark'n
haf tu take a long snooze tu
recuperate.
Well then, we may haf missed
a day or 2'n
then mom gitz home
LATE
every day frum
that stoopid werkplace BUTT
we find out that 1 time she went
tu the store on her way home cuz
she had
SACKZ'n TREATZ
fer us
(the treatz NOT the sackz)
THEN LAST nite she came home BUTT
then mom'Shasta went tu the
dogtor'n Shasta got one of thoze
sharp OWIE thingz'n
a pet-icure
(she wantz tu b ready fer her date with
the RH Mango-man
in case she winz)
THEN

mom bringz Shasta home'n
leavez with aunt sis tu go git sum
tacoz'n stuffz-
she bringz it home tu eat BUTT
du u think we Beaglebratz git any?
NOOOOOOO!!!
We r duin'good tu git
ANY of our food ALL week.
Tuday she sez she will b little late cuz
she haz tu stop tu git her sum medicine-
X-CUSES - X-CUSES!
We haf tu go fer now BUTT
we will b bak later tu
tell u 'bout the PAWTY that
the Fiesty Three r havin.
~Shiloh'nShasta~

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Linkz fer Wally-melon an'Bobbin'fer Tube Steakz

We shooda included theze in our earlier post.

Furst we haf the link fer the Wally-melon Feed 
at Ronnii's an'Uji's blogz.
Tu c the 
head over tu

NOW there is WAY lotz more tu du
an'u can find out
the linkz over at
You may haf tu read a couple
of postz tu find out just
HOW MUCH 
there iz tu du at the

~Shiloh'n Shasta~ 

Furst Blogville Piknik in the Bark

THIS Friday AN’Saturday, the 17th an’18th, will b Now we haven’t bin able tu blog ‘bout it b-4 cuz our mom wuz tryin’tu b bizy an’sed she had
OTHER stuffz tu du so
COODN'T help us with a post. 
Now we Beagleglebratz implore our 
faithful readerz–what on earth cood 
possibly b more 
impawtent tu du than blog ‘bout 
Blogville’s furst Piknik in the Bark. 
Sooo FINALLY, the day b-4 the big event startz, mom sed ok, we’ll du it now. 
(gee mom, wate til it’z almost here y doncha).

BUTT b-cuz mom wuz supposedly so bizy with that other stuffz, that meant our pikchurz fer the dif’rent eventz wood b X-TREMELY limited BUTT
we did git a few fer 
like theze-
 

Here's Shiloh takin'hiz
chance


Then here iz Shasta 
gettin'in
on the akshun


Then we got sum pikchurz fer the
Wally-melon feed
such az this one with both of us-
Mom even surprized us with 
nu collarz just fer the piknik-
now we iz all set fer more of the Wally-melon
(you all mite need tu 
bigefy tu git more d-tail)

FINALLY-
Shiloh duz hope that 
Blogville's esteemed mayor,
iz okey-dokey with this-
Frankie haz chozen tu wear hiz baseball cap
tu help otherz identify him-
b-sides a dif'rent color 
it also sez he loves Penny & Ruby.
Now since we B-bratz r Houndz like Frankie, 
Shiloh thinkz Houndz need tu stick tugether when possible soooo-
he iz gonna wear hiz 
Biker-Dude cap
 See, 'cept fer bein'a cap, 
it lookz nuthin'like Frankie'z
(check out that link above tu c Frankie's.
Also, there iz more piknik info on 
Frankie'z blog postz)

Okey-dokey
We B-bratz NEED tu git tu bed NOW so
we can start savin'up our energy fer
all the fun stuffz at the piknik.

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Almost Werdless Wednezday

The doggiez who pee tugether.....


(Oh puh-leeeeeeze x-cuze this pikchur-
guess our mom wuz really strugglin'fer 
pikchur ideaz)