How we gotz r namez

Shiloh sez - this iz kinda eazy fer me.   Mom sed that I wuz her 1st Beagle an'b-4  I came tu live here she wuz readin' alot an'seein' alot 'bout  a special little Beagle named Shiloh.  She d-sided then that whatever Beagle she got,  she wuz gonna name it Shiloh.  So in a way, it wuzn't just my name.  But then she did make it just fer me cuz she also added my daddy's name - Ringo but she also added more - Little Boy.  So that meanz my long name iz Ringo's Little Boy Shiloh. "Cept now I ain't that little fer a Beagle but mom sez I iz big like my daddy an'uncle who r also Beaglez.

Shasta - Mom sez  she had a name all picked out, just fer me - Keelie.  But 1 day, after mom an'aunt sis came tu vizit (b-4 I wuz old enuf to go live with mom an'Shiloh)
she sez her an'aunt sis were talkin 'bout namez an'aunt sis sed the name Shasta - she sed she liked that better, aunt sis did.  Mom sed that wuz a purty name - like the daizy but aunt sis sed like the soda (whatever soda iz).  So that iz how I wuz named but then mom sed she wanted tu make it spechial so she made it longer by adding my doggy momz name, Tess, then aunt sis sed   
I needed anuther name with it so she sed the name Sparkling, like the soda (I shure wish I nu what that wuz sinse alot of my name iz like it).  Anyway, my long name iz Tees's Sparkling Shasta but mom siz that iz tu long tu say all the time so she just callz me Shasta - just like mom callz Ringo's Little Boy Shiloh, just Shiloh.  Of course there r other namez we git called but sum of theze can't b sed here.  Anyway, that iz how me'n Shiloh wuz named - we hopez u liked r story.