Monday, August 18, 2014

The Beaglebratz ATTEMPT Oz' Bad Poetry Contest

Oz the Terrier 2nd Annual Bad Poetry Day Contest 

I guess us Beaglebratz like tue git 
late startz on stuff-
oh well, better late than not at all, HUH?
Really, if mom wood just git 
her prioritiez strate'n
lern WE NEED HER more than her job.
So ok - here iz our feeble attempt-

Team Beaglebratz are not poetz'n
we knowz it-
We r creachurz of habit
Chasin'critterz like the wabbit.
We'll chase squirrelz up a tree if
that iz where they chooze tue flee.

In our bakyard or neighberhood-
when the critterz see us comin'they
will scramble fur the wood.

Our instinctz tell us tue hunt-not
tue write poetry'n proze.
We just wander here'n there'n-
we follow our noze.
Ok - that'z it - we iz dun fur now.
Due with it what u will-
az u can c, we haz impawtent stuff tue due.
~Shiloh-Lord of the Manor an'Diva Shasta~


Scooter said...

Wow, this is a super poem! You have a serious talent for this. Proze and Noze and wood and etc. Great job and I like your subject matter. BOL
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Pol Comm

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Shiloh-Lord of the Manor and Diva Shasta...

THAT is a WONDERFUL Bad Poem...
We totally AGREE with your words... HUNTIN is much BETTER (and EASIER) than PROSE and POEMS...


Kinley Westie said...

Pawsome job!

Unknown said...

You did real good with bad poetry!!

Millie and Walter said...

That was an excellent bad poem.

Ranger said...

Pawsomely Bad Poem! Well done.

Unknown said...

Oh my, Shiloh and Shasta, that is a wonderfully BAD poem! BOL Good work! I am so glad you joined the contest!

Ruby said...

BRAVO!!!! Great bad poem guys!!! And I loves how you aren't lettin' those tree rats distract you none!!
Keep up the good works!
Ruby ♥

Unknown said...

Applaws, applaws but we agree hunting is best. Nice effort. Bravo. Have a terrific Tuesday.
Best wishes Molly

Charliedownunder said...

Crikey Shiloh and Shasta that was so BAD, BAD, BAD that it was good. AND it rhymed so that was a bonus. I've also gotta thank you blokes for you know what!! Don't wanna spoil the surprise but that was VERY nice of you. Thankyou so much.

Cowspotdog said...

Bravo - applaws applaws - you two are seriously good at bad poetry or maybe bad at good poetry :)

MadSnapper said...

I sure wish I could hear that baying bark in the first shot. i love me a Beagle Baying... you have much talent in the poetry thing toooo... plus you are both ADORABLE.. hubby's dad raised hunting Beagles way back in the 40's and 50's in PA

Two French Bulldogs said...

You can do some wandering while thinking up some bad poetry, BOL
Lily & Edward

Ranger said...

Hey…. I just found where you can register your bloggie on Chewy. Maybe dat's da ticket.

Murphy said...

I'm thinking the poetry ;lasts all week so you are not late. However, we who have not gotten started yet . . . well that might be another story! Great job!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley
Mayorz For All Paws

C.L.W.STEP said...

That was a good poem. And we liked seeing your stomping grounds. Looks a lot like our yard. Good job keeping those evil squirrels out!

Ziggy Stardust said...

Bravo Bravo BOL BOL! That was a great bad poem. If you catch any of those squirrels, please send them over, I make a mean squirrel stew.

Loveys Chef Sasha

My GBGV Life said...

Nothing better than a bad poem with wabbit in it! We should hunt together, we are all hounds you know!

Laika said...

Love your Bad Poem :-)