We meet with Santa Pawz (really his assistant)

Ok - this here iz Shasta speakin' -

otherwize u'all mite not git the real story of

r vizit with Santa'z assistant last evenin'.

Az u kin see frum this pikchure-

Shiloh didn't waste any time tellin'

Santa'z assistant what he wanted.

Shiloh:  Well I THOUGHT that wuz why we wuz there.

Shasta:  Yes, that wuz why we wuz there BUT

u talked so much that I never did git tu talk tu him-

U were so buzy tellin' EVERI-ONE who wood listen.

Shiloh:  Well, I IZ an older'n wizer doggy than u an'I

haf more tu say.

Shasta:  (Yes, older that iz tru but WIZER?)

Shiloh:  What wuz that u sed?

Shasta:  Oh nuthin' - just that even mom sed u wuz a mess.

Shiloh:  Well at least I kept my attenchon where it belonged-

unlike u with that far-off look.

 

Shasta:  I wuz just lookin' fer the chance tu haf my say-

which never did come up

Shiloh:  In this next pikchur, I wuz sittin' there, behavin' while

u looked like u wuz gittin' ready tu fly off sumwherez.

Shasta:  That'z b-cuz I wuz gittin' so

FRUSTRATED'n FLUSTERED!

Here'z a decent pikchure-

even Santa's assistant looked surprised at us sittin' there.